in which we think about what a woke incel would look like, consider converting all of our assets to gold, and officially declare ourselves as HIGH VALUE MEN and part of the Man-O-Sphere. we discuss the horrific Diddy-Cassie video. we talk the old days of pirating movies & black people watching Harry Potter. Kavon recounts a trip to Vegas where he hooked up with an old lady on *legal* mushroom chocolate. Kavon leaves at some point so huebz and Riley glaze Bret Ernst and do bad Italian accents. huebz tells some North Dakota stories and recounts the time he lived in a trailer with a ferret (aka snake rat aka the mullet of rodents). We tell stories about our friends having seizures. We talk about our love of Doug Stanhope and break down his 2012 special "Before Turning the Gun on Himself". huebz and Riley disagree on whether Bill Hicks was actually funny. High Value Dawgs unite

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