To mark 70 years of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s divine reign over her drunk British peasants, Phil and Dom review the celebratory events across the globe, which saw countless doves ritually smothered, millions of quails blown to smithereens, and His Royal Highness The Prince Charles Philip Arthur George, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Chester, Earl of Carrick, Earl of Merioneth, Baron of Renfrew, Baron Greenwich, Lord of the Isles, Prince and Great Steward of Scotland, KG, KT, GCB, OM, AK, QSO, CC, CMM, PC, ADC enjoying a well-deserved break from his deep concern about the cost of living for working families to play a few rounds of fizz pong. In this special once-in-a-century episode, the Two Gents honor Her Maj’s seven decades of selfless, diamond-encrusted-tiara-wearing public service by discussing conker fights, microwave clocks, rabid corgis, and Stormy Daniels.

With a nonplussed Phil in Los Angeles and a never-been-so-chuffed-to-not-be-in-Blighty Dominic Hilton in Buenos Aires.

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