Following the lavish Coronation of a glum-looking King Chuck III, the Two Gents tackle a timely bunch of thought experiments, including: If a hot dog is eaten in a forest and no one is around to hear it squelch, does it make a sound?; Does "KC3" need to wear batting gloves when playing cricket?; If a truffle hog sniffs out a truffle does the truffle cease to be vegan?; Who was the first unsung hero to eat a lobster?; If a cow pats, what does a horse do?; Does the Stone of Destiny live better than we do?; If a blind dog can see with his nose, can he smell with his eyes? and more! PLUS, the return of Dominic's spectacularly unhelpful Spanish lessons.

With a fajita-whiffing Phil in Los Angeles and a quiche-scoffing Dominic in Buenos Aires.

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