Breathless after a digital encounter with the real world Christie Brinkley, the Two Gents turn their attention to everything from the art of terrible gifting to the important role of kebab pizzas in Swedish prison breaks. As Phil reveals his cunning plan to sell one of Dominic’s kidneys, Dominic wonders why he can’t pronounce Phil’s name properly. PLUS: What do bad decisions in your twenties get you?; Is a spanner just a spanner or is it a wrench?; Has the etiquette of eating hamburgers changed post pandemic?; and Why does anyone bother reading fiction? Plus, free wonga for chimney sweeps, disappointing Christmases past, and the time Phil got trapped in a cage in a cave in Ireland with no access to the gift shop or cafe.

With a Yanni-loving Phil in Los Angeles and a Bjorn Borg-resembling Dominic Hilton in Buenos Aires.

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