As Phil prepares to visit the United Kingdom on his summer holidays, Dominic offers an expert guide to British culture, explaining in unnecessary detail the chivalrous significance of blue silk thongs, the cardinal art of peasant thrashing, and the proper meaning of the everyday cockney phrase “swallow the dick”. From embroidered garters to doeskin pumps, sadistic nannies to dangling sporrans, the forensic examination of these screwy people and their screwy ways prompts an anxious Phil to ask, “Are Brits walking psychological time bombs?” Meanwhile, a listener asks about DUIs in the Metaverse, angry Argentines burn the Union Jack below Dominic’s apartment, and a synopsis of the movie Alien that you really don’t want to miss.

With a suitcase packing Phil in Los Angeles and an emotionally misdirecting Dominic Hilton in Buenos Aires.

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