Four hundred bucks for one night of babysitting? Sounds easy — until you realize the kid is imaginary and the family worships Satan.

In this episode, Talon and Dan dig into Ti West’s The House of the Devil (2009) — the slowest of slow burns that somehow still manages to creep under your skin. From real phone numbers to bad pizza choices and red flags you could see from space, this movie proves that “too good to be true” is usually followed by a blood sacrifice.

It’s part of our October theme, Not Just Another Halloween Movie, where we skip the masked maniacs and look at horror films that get weird, unsettling, and way too quiet for comfort.

And next month, we’re carving into Thankslaughter — a season of holiday horror where the family that slays together, stays together. We’ll kick it off with Home Sweet Home (1981) — the Thanksgiving slasher that reminds you not everyone should say grace.

Be scared, be prepared, and don’t get caught in the dark.