Welcome to Two Cents: We See Scary Movies, the podcast where horror meets hot takes and trauma comes with glitter. This week, Talon and Dan dive headfirst into the blood-soaked sparkle of Sissy (2022), the story of a self-help influencer whose idea of healing involves murder, hair dye, and a very poorly disguised grave.

Talon’s got thoughts on pink hair and performative kindness. Dan’s got jokes about make-believe funerals. And somewhere in between, we ask the real question: was any of this actually self-defense, or just an unhinged rebranding opportunity?

Cue the ribbon restraints, the trauma bonding, and that one cringey live stream.

Music Credit:
"Monster Within" by Quinten Coblentz