Oh dear, let me clarify. Not that I wouldn't want to go on a date with a hobo under a bridge, that sounds like an adventure, but I'll venture to correct the title and say I went on a date, and on the date there was a hobo under the bridge. To quote every stupid click baity thing ever: "You won't believe what happened next!"🤮(I threw up. That's what happened next. That click bait phrase just made me throw up).