Why Kalabar?! Today we’re ripping into Halloweentown — the Disney Channel classic you thought was magical, but might actually just be cheap costumes, bad acting, and pure nostalgia bait.
💬 Drop your hot takes: Would you move to Halloweentown or stay with us boring mortals? Who’s the worst character? Does this movie still slap or were we all just dumb kids?
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It's a difficult first watch for most but Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut is either a beautiful, dreamlike, surrealist allegory on marriage and wealth.. or it's total dogshit. Who really knows.
Does this early 2000s classic GRIND your gears or did the jokes still land? We still quote this movie regularly... but should we? :p Let's argue in the comments. It's this nostalgic genius or TOTAL DOGSHIT? DON'T FORGOT to wipe and subscribe. #grind #throwback #moviereview #bam #pepperoni
Damn.
Nostalgia, cheap repeated jokes, another of Harry's least favorite tropes... Was this move a hole in one or did it fall below par? #happygilmore2 #adamsandler #moviereview #happygilmore Sibling movie picks are under way after this round. Check back in to see what Justin selected as his first movie pick. If you're new here... WELCOME TO THE TURD BOWL!▶️ please wipe & subscribe
Ally got way too much enjoyment out of making everyone watch this PILE. Plot points, acting, PLOT HOLES and MORE PLOT HOLES. Is this the first official TOTAL DOGSH*T stamp?!? See why this M Night Shyamalan masterpiece might be mastercrap. Movie Review begins at 4:52 • How M Night Shyamalan TRAPped Us All | Tot... Flush that like buttonWipe and subscribeWelcome to the turd bowl#trap #mnightshyamalan #moviereview
Life... finds a way...
But this highly anticipated franchise release... DID NOT. Let us know your thoughts. Wipe and Subscribe. #jurassicworld #rebirth #dinodna #lifefindsaway #review #moviereview
Was 28 Years Later the massive comeback you were hoping for — or just a big floppy flopper? In this episode of Total Dogsh*t, the siblings review the long-awaited zombie sequel, breaking down the scares, the story, and whether it lived up to the hype.
Share your thoughts in the comments, and don’t forget to wipe and subscribe. Welcome to the turd bowl.
Perfect for fans of zombie movies, horror film reviews, post-apocalyptic thrillers, and brutally honest movie podcasts.
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Do cavemen, leg lengthening surgery, and assault really belong in a romance movie? And why on earth was this film marketed as a rom-com? On this episode of Total Dogsh*t, the siblings dive into the brand-new Celine Song superhero movie — breaking down the wild story choices, questionable marketing, and whether it’s actually a hidden gem or just total dogsh*t.
Tune in for unfiltered movie reviews, rom-com debates, superhero film commentary, and sibling banter that’s equal parts chaotic and entertaining.
Four siblings. One with glasses. One with a mustache. Two with hats. Together, this family dives into film reviews, pop culture, and sibling banter. In this episode, they break down The Phoenician Scheme — the new Wes Anderson movie. Is the film’s signature symmetry brilliant, or is it just total dogsh*t? Listen as the siblings debate style, story, and whether Wes Anderson has gone too far.
Perfect for fans of movie podcasts, Wes Anderson discussions, quirky family dynamics, and unfiltered film criticism.
Time to dig in to the origin story of the Podcast. The siblings rewatch the movie that started their movie debates and disagreements and even bring on a SPECIAL GUEST. Did anyone flip? Does anyone still think it's Total... Pigsh*t?? #PIG #nicolascage #moviereview #moviecritic #podcast #dreamguestonmypodcast 📺 Subscribe for weekly reviews of all your favorite (and not-so-favorite) shows and movies.🎮 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and tell us where you stand:🔥 Masterpiece or mess?
It's time to get together and crap on the finale. Enjoy!
The siblings are back and nobody is safe—not even Final Destination: Bloodlines. In this episode, we put the latest installment in the death-defying franchise under the microscope to answer the only question that matters: Is it good… or total dogshit?Join us as we break down the plot (what little there is), the kills (bloody or blah?), and whether this movie earns its place in the Final Destination hall of fame—or belongs in the cinematic dumpster.
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This week we're covering the last THREE episodes of The Last of Us. How did they handle what happened to Joel, Ellie's journey, SPORES... Are the crushing it? Are gameplayers happy? Or is it.... Total Dogshit?!? #thelastofus #ellie #joel #hbomax #dogshit #review #podcast 📺 Subscribe for weekly reviews of all your favorite (and not-so-favorite) shows and movies.🎮 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and tell us where you stand:🔥 Masterpiece or mess?
The squad got challenged by film buff Chad to view the award-winning film, Anora. Listen in and let us know if you agreed on wether it was a MASTERPIECE or ABSOLUTE and TOTAL DOGSH*T. #anora #awardwinning #oscars #review #filmreview 📺 Subscribe for weekly reviews of all your favorite (and not-so-favorite) shows and movies.🎮 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and tell us where you stand:🔥 Masterpiece or mess?
We sent the siblings to see A Minecraft Movie. Did Chad think it was a cinematic masterpiece? Did Justin get kicked out over his Chicken Jockey excitement? From Lava Chicken to Jack Black Jack-Blacking you can help us decide... Creative Triumph or Total Dogshit?!#aminecraftmovie #minecraft #chickenjockey #moviereview📺 Subscribe for weekly reviews of all your favorite (and not-so-favorite) shows and movies.🎮 Don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, and tell us where you stand:🔥 Masterpiece or mess?👀Check out our series on The Last of Us and tell us what we should review next! • Is The Last of Us Season 2 Total Dog ...
They did the thing!
This week on Total Dogsh*t, the gang dives into The Last of Us Season 2, Episode 2 — "Through the Valley" — and debates whether HBO nailed the adaptation or completely missed the mark.
We break down the episode’s biggest moments, unpack character choices, and discuss all the major changes from the original game. Was Joel’s arc true to the source? Did Ellie’s emotional beats land as hard as they did on the PlayStation?
If you're into The Last of Us, video games, or just unfiltered TV talk, this one’s for you.
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The Last of Us season 2 episode 1 just dropped! Was it good? You tell us!
In the premiere episode of Total Dogshit, Justin, Ally, Chad, and Harry weigh in on Season 3 of The White Lotus. Is it worth your time—or just a steaming pile of total dogshit?