Welcome to the opening volley of the video game movie adaptation genre. In this review of "Prince of Persia," the gang talks about white people running around the Middle East.

In addition to this, the gang talks about Jake Gyllenhall's ascent and prompt descent in his heyday. The political-familial underpinnings of adopting boys from the street. And a helpful editors guide to a use of "slo-mo".

Join us next week, where we check in with how Josh Hutcherson's film career has gone in the absolute stand out "5 Nights at Freddy's," available on Amazon Prime.