Twas the night before Christmas Down In studio B Where Adam, Liam and Phyllis mused about another fringe movie The show hosts had squinty eyes , like they had just been dozing And Phyllis resembled Jack Frost, as she sat there frozen Liam wore his signature grin awash in technicolour Christmas light   Adam stroked his bushy beard donning dark shades to save his sight both hosts were on Santa’s naughty list, so they weren’t expecting him to drop in, And Liam filled possible seating space with new props he’d brought in He’d salvaged a knock off nativity scene from a Halmark movie set, And asleep in the manger was past guest, Joey Loviolette. - Wesley Petite