Welcome to Throuple, the podcast that was nowhere near the Midtown Hilton at 6:45 AM on Wednesday! And definitely didn’t make a CEO shooter playlist (link below).
This week is all about the sexiest assassin known to mankind: the masked man in NYC who gunned down United Health CEO Brian Thompson earlier this week in broad daylight. However, the gang quickly discovers that Monica’s Animal Crossing addiction has rendered her unable to function or speak. She recovers quickly, explaining what a pre-cruise is and debating whether her tailor stepdad made the assassin’s backpack.
Most importantly, we discuss whether the shooter is poly and/or pansexual and what he ordered at Starbucks prior to capping the CEO. Turns out you can buy a silencer from Starbucks’ secret menu, but more importantly, what was on the shooter’s Spotify Wrapped?
To Monica’s dismay, Beau proposes a Spotify shooter playlist, and we agree that FBI surveillance of Throuple would be a net positive (more viewers!).
The gang speculates on the shooter’s motives. Theories include a lover’s quarrel and that the CEO actually hired his own killer to put him out of his misery after listening to our podcast.
We discuss a festive balloon left outside the Hilton in memoriam and speculate on the assassin’s race. Beau determines that he is not Dominican due to the intact eyebrows and is accused of racism. Monica is sure that he is definitely not white. Liz claims the assassin is “not her physical type” but begins to audibly thirst as the recording goes on.
Liz tries to discuss tragic current events but is shut down in favor of Hawk Tuah crypto and Andrew Tate’s pathetic Discord ripoff getting hacked. Beau explains how his friend group tried to fix a buddy’s inverted nipples with beer and Liz accidentally uses racial slurs to describe tank tops. Lastly the gang revisits their favorite Tiktok video of all time, duet to stop bullying.
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