This week on This Dum Week, Gator and Alex take a global tour through culture, politics, technology, and outright absurdity — from cousin-marriage controversies in Britain to fake statues of Trump and Epstein, from abortion pill approvals to AI-driven network sabotage. The episode opens with the hosts breaking down the NHS’s genomics blog controversy: a post asking whether the UK government should ban first-cousin marriage. The debate reignited moral panic and culture-war takes, but Gator and Alex dig into the anthropology — the genetic trade-offs, historical justifications, and why cousin marriage has persisted in many cultures. The conversation unexpectedly turns into a nuanced discussion on maternal line mixing, fertility, and mutation rates, illustrating how cultural traditions often encode forgotten evolutionary advantages. From there, the show takes a hard turn into political satire and chaos, starting with the mysterious Trump–Epstein “Best Friends Forever” statue that appeared (and was quickly removed) in D.C. Gator reads the absurdly straight-faced government response while Alex riffs on Trump’s obsession with putting his name on everything — joking that it’s only natural his face might soon be hidden in the flag itself. Next up: the government shutdown and the FDA quietly approving a generic abortion pill, a story the hosts frame as a bureaucratic sleight of hand amid partisan brinkmanship. This sparks a broader critique of federal mission creep — the FDA regulating behavior instead of labeling, and agencies stretching beyond their mandates. The pair tie it back to recent news about the Bureau of Labor Statistics firing and manipulated jobs data, linking it to a longer pattern of opaque government “management by narrative.” Midway through, the discussion shifts to immigration policy, specifically HHS and DHS’s new voluntary deportation stipend: $2,500 offered to unaccompanied migrant teens who choose to return home. The hosts highlight how the incentive blurs humanitarian and political lines — questioning whether it’s compassionate, cynical, or both. The second half of the episode tilts darker, beginning with the unraveling of a Virginia Attorney General race after leaked texts showed candidate Jay Jones joking that a Republican rival “should get two bullets to the head.” They dissect the line between trolling and threat, noting how politicians use outrage as fuel — escalating rhetoric for emotional effect even when they don’t mean it literally. From there, the tone lightens briefly with a detour into “Catch Me If You Can” fakery, where Alex reveals that Frank Abagnale’s famous autobiography was itself a fabrication — a con artist faking being a fake, which Gator dubs “retroactive truth through meta-fraud.” The episode’s final stretch turns toward national security and technology paranoia. The hosts unpack an ABC News story about secret data centers discovered in U.S. cities, equipped to send 30 million anonymous text messages per minute, capable of blackout-level network disruption or even emergency system jamming. Gator and Alex riff on the media’s techno-hysteria — the “warehouse of knives equals insurrection” logic — but also note the real surveillance and cyberwarfare implications hiding beneath the hype. By the end, the pair have taken listeners from British genetics and marriage laws to federal shutdowns, abortion pills, immigration stipends, violent campaign scandals, fake autobiographies, and AI-era sabotage — an eclectic mix united by their running theme: how institutions, governments, and the media turn real complexity into dumb, digestible drama. After the data-center / mass-text-message scandal, Gator and Alex turn to the week’s closing story — a bleakly funny discussion of AI, labor, and creative extinction. They react to a leak showing that several entertainment conglomerates have begun testing “synthetic actors” and “AI radio hosts” on internal streams and satellite networks. The project’s