🎧 Vactor and Shoff return for another round of cinematic suffering—this time, they’re crawling into the tangled mess of Madame Web. Was it worse than Morbius? Why was Ezekiel Sims barefoot on the subway? And did Sony just waste one of its best casts ever?
In this spoiler-packed roast, we break down the plot holes, laugh at the cringe-worthy dialogue, and ask: how did this even get made?
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