If the publishing industry was a dinosaur,
Colleen Hoover was a meteor shower.
If the girlies who love basic-ass fiction were a house in Kansas,
she was an u n s t o p p a b l e tornado.
We had,
believe it or not,
a borderline-pleasant time
reading one of her books.

On this glorious day, we're talking about Ugly Love by the internet sensation Colleen Hoover. Come for the anticipated cringe, stay for the nuanced discussion about poetry and finding the clitoris.

The YouTube video we reference throughout is this one. (For what it's worth, we were not fans and didn't watch the whole thing.)

Here's the Ugly Love teaser trailer and that feverish bonus chapter.

Thanks, as always, to Deoxys Beats for our intro and outro music, "RedLips."

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