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If you’re in Philly this week, you could salsa with soccer fans at today’s Philadelphia Union Pep Rally, noon till 2 p.m. outside City Hall—blow those vuvuzelas like you mean it! Later, head to Cobbs Creek Park for the Walter Wallace Community Remembrance Vigil at 6:30 p.m., a community moment mixing art, music, and reflection.

Lace up those sneakers, because Saturday’s a wild ride. Start your day with the SWCC 5K Run/Walk at Montrose Street—run fast, strut in costume, or just cheer wildly. Hungry after your 5K? Slide into the 22nd Street Community Festival (10 a.m. to 4 p.m.) for local eats, live performers, and enough neighborly vibes to fill a Wawa hoagie.

Meanwhile, Frankford Avenue transforms into the Kensington Derby & Arts Festival. This bash is famous for its Kinetic Sculpture Derby—think human-powered art contraptions racing through obstacles before a dramatic finish in a mud pit! There are over 100 food and art vendors, plus a rolling soundtrack of local musicians. Don’t forget to wear something you don’t mind getting gloriously filthy.

Feeling festive? As FDR Park hosts its Gran Fiesta de los Muertos (Oct. 25, 5–8 p.m.), immerse yourself in the Day of the Dead: traditional dances, a massive art installation, face painting, eats from the Mercado de Latinas—plus the kind of community altar that gives you goosebumps and good vibes all at once.

If you’re into artsy haunts, the 33rd Philadelphia Film Festival is screening indie hits and cult gems all week at the Film Society Center. Over on Broad Street, the Tony-winning musical “Kimberly Akimbo” keeps crowds riveted now through Nov. 2 at the Academy of Music—bring tissues and your inner theater kid.

Philly’s music scene is explosive this weekend. Tonight, catch Billie Eilish with Young Miko at Xfinity Mobile Arena—she’s guaranteed to blow your socks off (even if resale tickets will make your wallet weep). City Winery hosts drumming legend Cindy Blackman Santana—get jazzed for her insane sticks and volcanic solos. And Friday and Saturday, hometown heroes The Hooters bring their infectious ska-folk-rock jams to the Keswick Theatre for their 45th anniversary bash.

Sports nuts, don’t forget: the US Women’s National Soccer Team faces Portugal at Subaru Park on October 23. Soak up clutch goals, wild slide-tackles, and passionate fans waving red-white-and-blue scarves (and probably giant foam hats shaped like eagles).

If you crave the offbeat, roll south for the “Haunted Horses” event at Northwestern Stables, where folks and steeds alike don Halloween costumes. For bookworms, the Young People’s Book Festival at Black Rock Middle School (Oct. 25, 10 a.m.–4 p.m.) features authors, workshops, and a book-character parade—prove you’re lit-erally up for anything.

Of course, Philly food always delivers. The East Passyunk Fall Fest has trick-or-treating, a legendary costume contest, and creative snacks galore. Or try “Autumn on the Avenue” in Mt. Airy for cider, sweets, and more cozy fall revelry. Need a late-night bite? Locals swear by Angelo’s Pizzeria for pizza like the gods intended.

To really feel like a Philadelphian, snag a secret selfie in front of the Magic Gardens’ wild mosaics or cheer for yard games and food trucks at Spruce Street Harbor Park. Wrap up your adventure with a local beer crawl around Fishtown, where trend-tastic breweries drop one-of-a-kind sours, crazy stouts, and stories you’ll tell for years.

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