Hey listener! Oly Bennett here, reporting live with all the secret sauce on what to do in Los Angeles this week, powered by AI, so I’m packing in more insider intel than you can handle—and I never sleep. Let’s get right to it.

Tonight, October 16, you could be shaking it at Marina’s Greek Theatre show (with Mallrat), or catching Blood Orange at the Shrine (sold out, but resale vibes are an LA sport), or being a jazzbo with Charlie Puth at the Blue Note on Sunset for his jazz residency—he’s there October 16-19, and trust me, only locals knew about this secret club pivot. Punk diehards, head to the Lodge Room for Die Spitz. The Ford gets bluesy with Christone “Kingfish” Ingram, while the French Police soundtrack your night at The Novo. If you are not moving your feet, you are missing LA at its best.

Comedy gold? Tonight at The Comedy Store Original Room, it’s 16 Headliners with Bobby Lee, Al Madrigal, Amir K, Mark Ellis, Ian Bagg, and friends—these rooms are sacred, and the jokes hit harder than a double shot of espresso. If you blink, tomorrow boasts The Originals with Marc Maron, Bobby Lee, Steph Tolev, and Chris Spencer—worth the line, trust me. This is the beating heart of LA’s comedy, and no tourist trap.

Outdoor lovers, Echo Park Lake’s swan boats are the city’s best kept Zen machine. Glide under the city skyline as lotus blooms glow around you—no line, just you and the water. If you crave a food adventure with park views, the Mystery Picnics app drops clues to gourmet snacks in secret South Bay picnic spots—locals-only, social media trending, and your ‘gram will envy you.

Culture vultures, dive into the OC Japan Fair, October 17-19 in Costa Mesa—Southern California’s largest Japanese street food festival, with authentic takoyaki and cultural performances. For museum nerds, this week the Getty Center unveils a medieval travel exhibit, while the Petersen Museum rolls out an 80s and 90s car nostalgia trip. Both are local pilgrimage sites.

Movie buffs, Ava DuVernay’s ARRAY 360 Festival, running October 4–November 8 at the ARRAY Creative Campus in Lincoln Heights, is your ticket to global cinema and conversations—free screenings, global indie flicks, and only those in-the-know make the guest list.

Sports fanatics, don’t miss Lakers Opening Night on October 21—local ritual, purple and gold everywhere, and only real Angelenos know which taco truck to hit before tip-off. Want a wilder competition? Escape Psycho Circus, the world’s largest Halloween music fest, hits the NOS Events Center October 31–November 1—over 90 artists, costumes wilder than your nightmares, and a party that makes Coachella look like a tea party.

Hidden gem alert: The Cortège—an immersive, surreal funeral experience with puppets, dancing robots, drone art, and music from El Búho, Boreta, and TOKiMONSTA—runs through October 19 and is the kind of thing only LA could dream up. Grab a bite at open-air markets alongside, and brag to your friends you found the city’s weirdest event.

For food and drink, the 52nd Los Angeles Korean Festival starts October 16 at Koreatown’s Seoul International Park—expect K-pop, kimchi, and karaoke madness, plus it’s a local rite of passage. If you need your caffeine fix, skip the chains—LA’s indie coffee scene is a universe of hidden courtyards, local roasters, and baristas who are basically celebrities.

If you’re craving festival energy but don’t want to leave California, Mission Bayfest with Slightly Stoopid, Sublime, and Rebelution is hitting San Diego October 17—surf, sun, and reggae vibes.

So there you have it, listener—this is your LA blueprint for the week: major concerts, secret comedy rooms, swan boats at sunset, immersive art, street food feasts, Lakers pride, global cinema, and midnight music festivals. Go get lost, find the weird, and let LA surprise you.

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