The Cat in the Hat, much like doing shrooms, is an experience that will send you to another world of enlightenment. It will have you asking questions you never thought to utter before, like: "Is the Cat in the Hat God?", "Does Mrs. Kwan hold the secret to eternal life?" and, "Why the hell was the talking fish there?" In this episode, we'll cover all of these questions and more.

The Cat in the Hat (2003) is rated PG (somehow).