Eyes rolled back & limbs sprawled across a lino floor, a state not even a mother could love- is where we find ourselves in this cesspool of a podcast. Allow your axons to cook as the fit takes hold & we stammer sweet nothings about our begotten experiences on & off line. This episode we lament the existence of non-e-commerce Artists, despise trappings of online Fashion designer Cults, extrude destain for Drop Shipping culture, explore the semiotics of Fit authentication cops, plea for vigilance when cycling in shorts, relapse on our formative experiences before our spittle coated lips dry & we gargle out our favourite films.