This week on The Yapaholics, Seth welcomes a brand-new (and very furry) co-host — his dog Samwise Gamgee, a two-year-old lab mix with a love for walks, farts, and stealing the spotlight. We get the full story on how Sam came to join the family — from the emotional rehoming to the first night at home, poop walks included. Then we dive into a military-movie breakdown as Seth reviews Netflix’s new series Boots (based on The Pink Marine) and explains exactly what Hollywood gets wrong about Marine Corps boot camp. Things take a theological turn when we ask the hard question: If Jesus had to buy wine, what brand would He choose? Spoiler: we’re leaning Prosecco.
Topics this episode:
🐶 Getting a Dog – Meet Samwise Gamgee
🚶♂️ Dog Walking, Pooping & Fart Updates
🏠 The Rehoming Story & Emotional Goodbye
🎓 Training, Kennel Life & Dog Toys Gone Wrong
🎥 Netflix Review: Boots / The Pink Marine
🇺🇸 What Hollywood Gets Wrong About Marines
📺 True Crime Tease: The Perfect Neighbor Documentary
🍷 “If Jesus Bought Wine…” — Theological Wine Debate
🥂 Prosecco, Popcorn & Poor Life Choices
From heartfelt to hilarious, this episode has everything — poop jokes, puppy love, military rants, and divine drink debates. Basically, if you’ve ever wondered how a Marine, a dog, and Jesus’ wine preferences end up in the same conversation… you’ve come to the right podcast.
And remember: if your dog farts, your wine spills, or Netflix lets you down — just call it character development.
