The hardest of tasks, trying to find just five favourite lines in the most quotable film ever? Roger and Alice valiantly down some lighter fluid and attempt to deliver and describe their top five Withnail quotes, but discover their choices have changed as they've grown older.
No more swaggering into a pub and announcing 'we're going to install a fucking juke box in here', these days we're much more introspective and prefer to get home before the sky begins to bruise...