The Vibe: The fantasy stretch run is here! With just a few weeks left in the regular season, Milton warns against fumbling this critical period, using the hapless Raiders as a cautionary tale. Meanwhile, 8-1 Vivian is here to guide you to the playoffs. We also take a moment of silence for Marshawn Kneeland.
TNF Recap: The Broncos beat the Raiders 10-7 in one of the ugliest games in recent memory. It was only the second game since 1950 where both teams had more penalties than first downs. Bo Nix struggled, and Brock Bowers came crashing back to earth, while a late Daniel Carlson miss sealed the Raiders' fate.
The News: Key updates as we head into the home stretch.
QB Carnage: Jayden Daniels (elbow) is out but won't need surgery. CJ Stroud (concussion) is out. Kyler Murray (foot) is on IR.
RB Roulette: JK Dobbins (foot) is injured again. Rhamondre Stevenson (toe) is out. Kyle Monangai is in line for more work in Chicago.
WR Woes: Brian Thomas Jr. (ankle) is out. Tetairoa McMillan (hamstring) is questionable. Kayshon Boutte (hamstring) is out.
Positive Signs: Saquon Barkley, AJ Brown, Puka Nacua, and Garrett Wilson are all on track to play.
The Game Script: Navigating the Week 10 landscape:
Falcons at Colts (Berlin): A defensive battle? The Falcons have a stifling pass defense, while the Colts boast a top-tier run defense.
Browns at Jets: A "paradox game" featuring two struggling offenses. Expect a low-scoring grind.
Bills at Dolphins: A major AFC East showdown. Can the Dolphins' offense show up against a rival?
MNF: Eagles at Packers: A revitalized Jaelan Phillips called his trade to Philly "the greatest thing that's happened to me."
The Depth Chart: Your key to a winning lineup.
WR: Alec Pierce & Josh Downs (IND - great zone-coverage matchups vs. ATL), Jaylen Waddle(MIA - plus matchup if Bills' CB is out), Matthew Golden & Romeo Doubs (GB - favorable coverage)
RB: Kyle Monangai (CHI - hot hand vs. NYG's soft run D), Quinshon Judkins (CLE - vs. NYJ's 26th-ranked run D)
TE: Theo Johnson (NYG - Dart's favorite red-zone target), Oronde Gadsden (LAC - must-start territory vs. PIT), Dalton Schultz (HOU - vs. JAX's TE-friendly defense)
QB/DEF/K: Jaxson Dart (NYG - rushing upside vs. CHI), Marcus Mariota (WSH - top matchup vs. DET). Stream the Seahawks (vs. ARI) or Ravens (vs. MIN) D/ST.
Lock It In: Our strongest picks for a critical week are Kyle Monangai, Theo Johnson, and the Seahawks D/ST.
Tune in to ensure you don't fumble the fantasy stretch run. Stay sharp, and just like the Las Vegas Raiders' 2025 season, we are DONE!
The Vibe: Milton is soaring with his teams at 7-2, loving the Cowboys' and Chiefs' struggles. But the weekend was a brutal mix of blockbuster trades and a devastating wave of injuries, leaving everyone asking if they have a spare ACL to donate.
Weekend Blitz: A record-breaking, chaos-filled week.
Bears 47, Bengals 42: A legendary shootout. Joe Flacco (450+ yards) joined an elite group of 40+ year-old QBs, while Caleb Williams caught a TD pass.
Panthers 16, Packers 13: The largest upset of the season, as Carolina stunned Green Bay as 13.5-point underdogs.
Chiefs 21, Bills 28: Patrick Mahomes had the worst game of his career, completing less than half his passes with no TDs.
Commanders' Collapse: Jayden Daniels dislocated his elbow, joining Terry McLaurin on the sideline in a grim injury double-whammy.
The News: The trade deadline was a whirlwind, and the injury report is a war zone.
Blockbuster Trades: The Jets traded star CB Sauce Gardner to the Colts. The Cowboysacquired DT Quinnen Williams. The Saints sent WR Rashid Shaheed to the Seahawks.
Injury Carnage: Packers TE Tucker Kraft (torn ACL) is done for the year. So are 49ers DE Mykel Williams (ACL) and Saints CB Marshon Lattimore (ACL). Chargers LT Joe Alt is out for the season, crippling their O-line.
QB Chaos: Jayden Daniels (elbow) is out indefinitely. CJ Stroud is in concussion protocol, making Davis Mills the likely starter.
Off The Waivers: Navigating the wreckage for Week 10.
WR: Parker Washington (JAX - target hog with Hunter on IR), Christian Watson (GB - chemistry with Love is back)
RB: Devin Singletary (NYG - may have taken the lead role), Tank Bigsby (PHI - clear handcuff to Saquon)
TE: Theo Johnson (NYG - Dart's favorite red-zone target), Cade Otton (TB - volume should rise with Evans/Godwin out)
QB: Jaxson Dart (NYG - QB4 since becoming starter, plus rushing upside)
First Look: A peek at Thursday Night Football: Raiders at Broncos (-9.5). Denver goes for its 7th straight win against a struggling Raiders team. The key will be seeing if Brock Bowers and the Raiders' offense can bounce back from a short week.
Tune in for the full breakdown to help your team survive the trade and injury chaos. And just like Jakobi Meyers's time in Las Vegas, we are DONE!
The Vibe: Happy Halloween! The ultimate fear in fantasy isn't ghosts or goblins—it's the Thursday night start/sit decision that haunts you all weekend. Milton confesses this weekly dread, while breaking news of Terry McLaurin's re-injury makes the nightmare a reality for his managers.
TNF Recap: The Ravens dismantled the Dolphins 28-6, a horror show for Miami. Lamar Jacksonthrew 4 TDs, Mark Andrews caught two, and the Ravens D/ST finally woke up, leaving many managers who benched them kicking themselves.
The News: A spooky mix of front-office changes, trades, and injuries.
Front Office Shakeup: Dolphins GM Chris Grier is out after over 20 years with the team.
Trade Deadline Moves: The Jets acquire John Metchie, the Patriots trade pass-rusher Keion White to the 49ers.
Injury Horrors: Terry McLaurin (quad) is out again. Travis Hunter is on IR and may miss the regular season. Rhamondre Stevenson (toe) is ruled out.
Positive Signs: J.J. McCarthy, Jayden Daniels, Nico Collins, and Puka Nacua are all on track to return.
The Game Script: Navigating the Week 9 fright fest:
Bears at Bengals (+2.5): A potential shootout if Joe Flacco (shoulder) plays. If not, the Bears D/ST becomes a sneaky streamer.
Saints at Rams (-14): New QB Tyler Shough starts for New Orleans. It can't get much worse for Alvin Kamara, but don't expect a miracle.
Chiefs at Bills (+2): A classic AFC showdown with major playoff implications.
MNF: Cardinals at Cowboys: A potential shootout against a Cowboys defense that is one of the worst in the league.
The Depth Chart: Your treat bag of sneaky starts:
WR: Tre Tucker (LV - vs. shaky Jags secondary), Michael Pittman/Josh Downs (IND - vs. Steelers' 26th-ranked coverage)
RB: Kimani Vidal (LAC - vs. TEN's league-worst run D), Kareem Hunt (KC - lead back with Pacheco out), Kyle Monangai (CHI - heavy favorite to score vs. worst rushing D)
TE: Colston Loveland (CHI - vs. CIN, the best matchup for TEs), Oronde Gadsden (LAC - target share and red zone role growing)
QB/DEF/K: Caleb Williams (vs. CIN's 30th-ranked pass D), Sam Darnold (vs. WAS's soft secondary). Stream the Chargers (vs. TEN) or Lions (vs. MIN) D/ST.
Lock It In: Our strongest picks to conquer your fears are Kimani Vidal, Colston Loveland, and the Chargers D/ST.
Tune in for the full breakdown to set a lineup with no regrets. Stick to your guns, laugh in the face of danger, and just like the Miami Dolphins' season, we are DONE!
he Vibe: Milton is seeing red after a brutal week of fantasy losses, culminating in a profound understanding of the "you mad, bro?" meme. He's officially calling Dak Prescott's MVP season over after a disastrous performance.
Weekend Blitz: A wild week where tight ends stole the show, but not the ones we expected.
Tight End Explosion: 10 different TEs scored touchdowns, including Dallas Goedert (2 TDs) and Tucker Kraft (2 TDs), but Cade Otton and Tyler Warren were nowhere to be found.
Jets Stun Bengals (39-38): Justin Fields and the Jets' offense came alive, while Ja'Marr Chaseput up a legendary 16-catch, 161-yard, 23-target performance in a loss.
Cowboys Crushed by Broncos (44-24): The Dallas defense is "worse than their offense is great." Bo Nix and Troy Franklin connected well, and Joe Milton looked like a "demi-god" in garbage time.
Packers Dominate Steelers (35-25): Green Bay sent Aaron Rodgers packing with a dominant second half. Christian Watson was heavily involved, and Tucker Kraft is a stud.
Jonathan Taylor's Historic Run: JT is now the 5th player since 2000 with at least 3 scrimmage TDs in four games in a season, joining legends like LaDainian Tomlinson.
The News: The trade deadline looms and the injury bug keeps biting.
Trade Rumors: The Jaguars are listening to offers for Brian Thomas Jr., the Saints may trade Rashid Shaheed, and Tony Pollard is reportedly available.
Major Injuries: Carson Wentz is out for the season (shoulder), Cam Skattebo (dislocated ankle) is done, and Quinshon Judkins (AC joint sprain) will miss time. Isiah Pacheco (knee) is week-to-week.
Returns Imminent: Lamar Jackson, Jayden Daniels, Puka Nacua, and Nico Collins are all expected back this week.
Off The Waivers: Handcuff Edition: The key to surviving the stretch run.
Top Priority: Tyler Allgeier (ATL - proven 3-down back in a run-heavy offense)
Immediate Starters: Tyrone Tracy Jr. (NYG - lead back with limited competition)
High-Upside Stashes: RJ Harvey (DEN - high-end RB2 if Dobbins goes down), Tyjae Spears(TEN - would skyrocket if Pollard is traded)
Deep Leagues: Isaiah Davis (NYJ - three-down skill set), Ollie Gordon (MIA - earning more work)
First Read: A look ahead to TNF: Ravens at Dolphins (+7.5). Can Lamar Jackson's return and Derrick Henry exploit the league's worst run defense? Or will the Dolphins' hot offense and De'Von Achane expose the Ravens' struggling defense in their warm-weather comfort zone?
Tune in for the full waiver wire strategy to secure your backfield for the playoff push. And just like Dak Prescott's MVP hopes, we are DONE!
The Vibe: It's National TE Week, and the Chargers' Oronde Gadsden kicked off the celebration with a huge TNF performance. Milton feels for TJ Hockenson, who was left out of the fun thanks to a painful-looking Carson Wentz, and for anyone who started the now-dead Quentin Johnston.
TNF Recap: The Chargers dominated the Vikings 37-10. The story was the rise of Oronde Gadsden, who led the team in routes and has 19 catches for 309 yards in his last three games. Meanwhile, Quentin Johnston hit season lows across the board, seeing 0 targets for the first time in his career.
The News: The injury report remains a novel.
QB Updates: Brock Purdy is out, so it's the Mac Jones show again. Vikings hope JJ McCarthy is ready for Week 9. Jayden Daniels might only miss one week.
WR Woes: Garrett Wilson, Nico Collins, Christian Kirk, and Calvin Ridley are all ruled out. AJ Brown is questionable after not practicing all week.
Positive Signs: Lamar Jackson, Stefon Diggs, Terry McLaurin, and Deebo Samuel are all on track to return.
Trade Rumors: The Packers have reportedly called the Dolphins about De'Von Achane.
The Game Script: Navigating a six-team bye week:
Jets at Bengals (-6.5): The Joe Flacco Revenge Game is on! The Jets are banged up and won't name a starter.
Bills at Panthers (+7.5): A sneaky-good spot for the Panthers' top-10 run defense against a shaky Bills O-line.
Giants at Eagles (-7.5): The Eagles look to take out their frustrations after the Giants were fined for a concussion protocol violation.
SNF: Packers at Steelers: Aaron Rodgers claims it's not a revenge game, but a win would make him the 5th QB ever to beat all 32 teams.
MNF: Commanders at Chiefs: A "lamb going to the Arrowhead slaughterhouse."
The Depth Chart: Finding starts during the bye-pocalypse:
WR: Rome Odunze (CHI - vs. BAL's 28th-ranked pass D), Troy Franklin (DEN - vs. DAL's terrible secondary)
RB: Rico Dowdle/Chuba Hubbard (CAR - vs. BUF's 31st-ranked run D), Isaiah Davis (NYJ - if Breece Hall is out)
TE: Kyle Pitts (ATL - target share rising), Dalton Schultz (HOU - if he plays, volume is there)
QB/DEF/K: Joe Flacco (CIN - revenge game), Bo Nix (DEN - shootout potential). Stream the Falcons (vs. MIA) or Patriots (vs. CLE) D/ST.
Lock It In: Our strongest picks for Week 8 are Joe Flacco, Rome Odunze, and the Falcons D/ST.
Tune in for the full breakdown to conquer the byes. And just like Carson Wentz's performance, we are DONE!
The Vibe: The bye-pocalypse is here, with six teams off in Week 8. Milton warns to never get ahead of yourself in fantasy, a lesson he learned after a humbling 50-point week. Meanwhile, Vivian is quietly dominating at 6-1. We also take a moment of silence for former RB Doug Martin.
Pick 6: Our six biggest takeaways from a chaotic Week 7:
London Jags Myth Busted: The Rams flew in late and demolished the "experienced" Jaguars abroad.
Dolphins Freeze Again: A hint of cold and the Miami offense shuts down, losing 31-6.
Judkins Unleashed: Quinshon Judkins exploded for 3 TDs and 26.4 fantasy points.
The Bo Nix Comeback: The Broncos scored 33 points in the 4th quarter to complete a historic 19-point comeback, led by Bo Nix.
Panthers RB Battle: Rico Dowdle is outplaying Chuba Hubbard and is a must-add during Byemageddon.
JSN is Matchup-Proof: Jaxon Smith-Njigba leads the NFL in receiving yards and is chronically open.
The News: The injury carousel spins on.
Major Injuries: Bucs WR Mike Evans (broken clavicle) will miss most of the season. Panthers QB Bryce Young (high ankle sprain) is out, making it the Andy Dalton show. Saints RB Kendre Miller(torn ACL) is done for the year.
QB Chaos: Jets benched Justin Fields for Tyrod Taylor. Vikings will start Carson Wentz as JJ McCarthy isn't ready. Ravens' Lamar Jackson remains sidelined.
Returns Coming: The Vikings are opening Aaron Jones' 21-day practice window.
Off The Waivers: Your lifeline for the bye-pocalypse:
RB: Kyle Monangai (CHI - bruiser back getting red-zone work)
WR/TE: Oronde Gadsden (LAC - target share trending way up), Romeo Doubs (GB - consistent target), Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG - Jaxson Dart's #1), Zach Ertz (WSH - target share rising with injuries)
QB: Aaron Rodgers (GB - revenge game matchup), Joe Flacco (CIN - averaging 229 yds/game, faces his old Jets team)
First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Vikings at Chargers (-2). It's a battle of two teams desperate for a win. Can the Vikings' stout defense travel, or will Justin Herbert and the Chargers' offense get right at home? The key matchup is Minnesota's run game against a Chargers defense that has allowed the second-most rushing TDs.
Tune in for the full waiver wire strategy to survive the byes. And just like Justin Fields's aggressiveness, we are DONE!
The Vibe: Vivian returns from her Greek Bye to a brutal week of firings and broken bodies. But Milton found a bright spot in a thrilling, vintage Joe Flacco vs. Aaron Rodgers shootout on TNF that had him feeling like a kid again.
TNF Recap: The Bengals outlasted the Steelers 33-31 in an old-man QB battle and TE showcase. A petty Aaron Rodgers froze out DK Metcalf after two first-half INTs. The Bengals won despite surprise inactives on defense, making Trey Hendrickson a major trade target?
The News: The coaching and injury carnage continues.
FIRED: Titans HC Brian Callahan is out, replaced by the uninspiring Mike McCoy.
QB Updates: Lamar Jackson is expected back Week 8. Joe Burrow is on track for a mid-December return, setting up a potential QB controversy in Cincinnati.
Injury Bloodbath: A massive list of key players are out or questionable, including Garrett Wilson, Puka Nacua, Terry McLaurin, Deebo Samuel, Brock Bowers, Calvin Ridley, and David Njoku.
Returns Imminent: CeeDee Lamb, Mike Evans, George Kittle, and Jalen Coker are all on track to return this week.
The Game Script: Navigating the Week 7 minefield:
Dolphins at Browns: A fantasy wasteland. Expect 50-60 mph wind gusts and heavy rain. STAY AWAY.
Eagles at Vikings: A get-right spot for Philly, especially if Carson Wentz can't even start for Minnesota.
Pats at Titans: Drake Maye is playing MVP-level football and gets a dream matchup.
Raiders at Chiefs: Rashee Rice is back and will be thrown into a "heavy workload" immediately.
Commanders at Cowboys: A potential shootout with both secondaries battered by injuries.
The Depth Chart: Finding starts in the wreckage:
WR: Jaxon Smith-Njigba (SEA - leads NFL in yards), Rome Odunze (CHI - strong matchup)
RB: Rhamondre Stevenson (NE - vs. TEN's league-worst run D), Quinshon Judkins (CLE - weather-proof role vs. MIA's soft run D)
TE: Tyler Warren (IND - Colts' best pass-catcher), Zach Ertz (WSH - target share rising with injuries)
QB/DEF/K: Jayden Daniels (WSH - shootout potential), Jordan Love (GB - vs. ARI). Stream the Patriots (vs. TEN) or Seahawks (vs. HOU) D/ST.
Lock It In: Our strongest picks for Week 7 are Rhamondre Stevenson, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, and the Patriots D/ST.
Tune in to help your team survive the chaos. And just like the freshly fired Brian Callahan, we are DONE!
The Vibe: The injury apocalypse rages on, claiming even kickers now. Milton is surviving, going 3-6, while Vivian checks in from Greece, proving her ultimate fantasy football commitment knows no borders.
Pick 6: Our six biggest takeaways from a wild Week 5:
Never Trust Cardinals RBs: The backfield is a chaotic vulture-fest.
Justin Fields: A fantasy sweetheart, even in real-life losses.
Rehabbed QBs: Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold are fully revived after early career turmoil.
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold: Stefon Diggs torched his old Bills team with 10 catches for 146 yards.
Chiefs & Eagles Exposed: Both top teams showed major flaws in shocking losses.
The Great WR/CB Swap: Travis Hunter had his best offensive game, while Ja'Marr Chase logged a career-high 3 tackles.
The News: The injury report is a horror show.
Kicker Down! Colts K Spencer Shrader is out for the season after a brutal collision.
Major RB Hits: Patriots' Antonio Gibson (torn ACL) is done. Chargers' Omarion Hampton (ankle) is on IR. Bucs' Bucky Irving (shoulder) out at least two weeks.
QB Concerns: Lamar Jackson (hamstring) and Brock Purdy (toe) are still question marks for Week 6.
Potential Returns: CeeDee Lamb, Saquon Barkley, JJ McCarthy, and Terry McLaurin are all trending towards returning soon.
Off The Waivers: Scouring the wire for healthy bodies:
RB: Michael Carter (ARI - new RB1), Kimani Vidal (LAC - more upside than Haskins), Rico Dowdle(CAR - solid handcuff with standalone value)
WR: Kendrick Bourne (NE - target hog with Mac Jones), Tory Horton (LAR - big-play potential, a good stash)
First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Eagles at Giants (+7.5). The Eagles are reeling after a 4th-quarter collapse and held a players-only meeting. Can they get right against a Giants defense that ranks 27th and can't stop the run? Or will the Giants continue their bizarre trend of beating good teams and losing to bad ones?
Tune in for the full breakdown to navigate another scary week. And just like Joe Flacco's time in Cleveland, we are DONE!
The Vibe: Bye weeks are here, and so is a brutal wave of injuries. Milton kicks things off by tipping his hat to the ultimate "dawg," Mac Jones, who is thriving in the 49ers' system after being "damaged goods" in New England.
TNF Recap: The 49ers beat the Rams 26-23 in a gutsy, "rock-punk" performance. With a massive injury list, the Niners' rag-tag squad, led by Jones, played with heart and fire, sealing the win with a game-ending forced fumble.
The News: The injury bug has mutated into a monster.
Devastating: Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill is out for the season with a dislocated knee and torn ACL.
Major QBs Out: Ravens QB Lamar Jackson (hamstring) is ruled out, and 49ers QB Brock Purdy(turf toe) suffered a setback and is week-to-week.
RB Carnage: Cardinals RB Trey Benson (knee) is on IR, Jets RB Braelon Allen (MCL) is out 8-12 weeks, and Bucs RB Bucky Irving (foot) is expected to miss Week 5.
WR Woes: Terry McLaurin is out, CeeDee Lamb is still out, and Calvin Ridley is not practicing.
The Game Script: Our look ahead at a depleted Week 5:
Vikings vs. Browns (London): A storm in London means heavy rain and wind. Dillon Gabriel starts for Cleveland in what could be a messy, low-scoring affair.
Cowboys at Jets (+2.5): A great spot for Justin Fields to air it out against Dallas's leaky secondary.
Patriots at Bills SNF: The SUPER REVENGE GAME as Stefon Diggs returns to Buffalo for the first time.
Lions at Bengals (+10.5): A "big feast incoming" for Detroit against what might be the "worst team in the league."
The Depth Chart: Navigating the wreckage with sneaky starts:
WR: Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG - safe target share with Nabers out), Elic Ayomanor (TEN - PPR flex), Jalen Tolbert (DAL - must-step-up with Lamb/Turpin out)
RB: Woody Marks (HOU - role increasing, faces soft Ravens run D), Rachaad White (TB - big boost if Irving is out)
TE: Jake Ferguson (DAL - TE2 on the season, target hog)
QB/DEF/K: Justin Fields (vs. DAL), stream the Colts (vs. LV) or Cardinals (vs. TEN) D/ST, and target kickers Tyler Loop (BAL) or Cam Dicker (LAC).
Lock It In: Our strongest picks for Week 5 are Woody Marks, Rachaad White, and the Colts D/ST.
Tune in to help patch up your roster through the byes and bad breaks. And just like Tyreek Hill, who clapped his way out of the stadium with a smile, we are DONE!
The Vibe: Milton is back, lamenting the slow-cook style of Russell Wilson's play and the even slower pace of Thursday night's game. The NFL heads to Dublin for a historic international matchup!
TNF Recap: The Seahawks beat the Cardinals 23-20 in a game they dominated despite the close score. Zach Charbonnet vultured a goal-line TD, while Kyler Murray frustrated owners by refusing to use his elite mobility. A bright spot: Marvin Harrison Jr. finally got the "monkey off his back" with a touchdown.
The News: The injury report is a minefield of "questionable" tags holding managers hostage.
OUT: Mike Evans, CeeDee Lamb, Terry McLaurin, Jayden Daniels
Questionable: A long list including Davante Adams, Jaylen Warren, Chuba Hubbard, and Chris Godwin (who is on track for his season debut).
Good News: Malik Nabers, Nico Collins, and Xavier Worthy are full participants and expected to play.
The Game Script: Our look ahead at the key Week 4 matchups:
Vikings vs. Steelers (Dublin): The main event! Carson Wentz vs. Aaron Rodgers in a battle of veteran QBs abroad. The Vikings' blitz-happy defense could cause problems for A-Rod.
Commanders at Falcons: The Marcus Mariota Revenge Game, Part Deux! A chance for the Falcons' offense to get right against a weak Commanders secondary.
Saints at Bills (-16.5): This line says it all. A potential massacre.
Browns at Lions (-9.5): A "brutal" matchup for the Browns. "They shoulda worn their brown pants for this one."
Packers at Cowboys SNF: The Micah Parsons revenge game against a Lamb-less Cowboys offense. Could we see Joe Milton if Dak gets beaten up?
The Depth Chart: Our organized run-through of sneaky starts and key situations:
WR: Michael Pittman (vs. LAR's small CBs), Romeo Doubs/Matthew Golden (vs. DAL's leaky pass D), Tre Tucker/Jakobi Meyers (consistent targets in plus matchups)
RB: Omarion Hampton (vs. NYG's soft run D), Breece Hall (if the Jets remember he exists vs. MIA)
TE: Target TEs facing tough defenses, like Harold Fannin/David Njoku (vs. DET) and Juwan Johnson(vs. SEA)
QB/DEF/K: Jordan Love (vs. DAL), Packers D/ST (top-ranked), Daniel Carlson (LV - dome game)
Lock It In: Our strongest picks for Week 4 are Romeo Doubs or Matthew Golden to feast on the Cowboys' secondary, and the Chargers D/ST to rattle rookie Jaxson Dart.
Tune in for the full breakdown to set your lineups for this international week! And remember, we're not like those other fantasy bros. Just like a simmering Russ, we are DONE!
The Vibe: Milton kicks things off with a history lesson: always bet on the Big Cats over the Big Birds. He went 3-3 this week but had a blast thanks to a game-winning "Big Man Carrying the Ball" moment. We also take a moment of silence for former Bengals RB Rudi Johnson.
Weekend Blitz: A week of blowouts, breakouts, and brutal losses.
Panthers 30, Falcons 0: A stunning shutout. Michael Penix looked terrible, and the Falcons are already calling for Kirk Cousins.
Vikings 48, Bengals 10: A defensive masterclass from Brian Flores. Isaiah Rodgers made history with two defensive TDs in the first half, burying Jake Browning.
Eagles 33, Rams 26: The Eagles' offense finally woke up. Puka Nacua continues his league-winning pace with a massive 45.5% target share.
Bears 31, Cowboys 14: Caleb Williams had the best game of his career, Rome Odunze emerged as the clear WR1, and the Cowboys' defense was "beyond terrible."
Lions 38, Ravens 30: The Lions took their Week 1 loss personally, sacking Lamar Jackson 7 times. David Montgomery was a fantasy goat.
The News: The injury carnage continues. Chargers RB Najee Harris (torn Achilles) and 49ers DE Nick Bosa (torn ACL) are out for the season. Cardinals RB James Conner (ankle) is also done. Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb (high ankle sprain) will miss at least two games. Mike Evans (hamstring) is expected to miss multiple weeks.
Off The Waivers: Your lifeline for a hurting roster.
RB: Trey Benson (ARI - lead back with Conner out), Cam Skattebo (NYG - aggressive runner, on a 1,000-yard pace)
WR: Tyquan Thornton (KC - target share trending up), Elic Ayomanor (TEN - consistent targets, great hands), Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG - PPR machine)
TE: Hunter Henry (NE - a favorite of Drake Maye), Brenton Strange (JAX - stepping into the Evan Engram role)
QB: Caleb Williams (CHI) and Daniel Jones (NYG) are still available in many leagues and producing.
First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Seahawks at Cardinals (-1.5). It's a battle for the NFC West lead, but the Seahawks' formidable defense (ranked 2nd in points allowed) should give Kyler Murray trouble. Bet on the bigger, more formidable bird in this one.
Tune in for the full waiver wire strategy session. Get those claims ready! And as we wish a speedy recovery to James Conner and Najee Harris, we are DONE!
The Vibe: Milton ignored Vivian's advice to take his wife on a date for TNF, and while the Dolphins put up a "cute" fight, it was mostly just more dinking and dunking from Tua. The real story is the endless parade of injuries falling like... well, pets' heads.
TNF Recap: The Bills beat the Dolphins 31-21, but the score is deceiving. It took Tua 26 attempts to get 100 yards. The only highlight was Jaylen Waddle finally catching a TD, though his celebration was "pretty cringe."
The News: The IR list grows ever longer. Packers WR Jayden Reed is out after successful foot and clavicle surgeries. Vikings RB Aaron Jones is on IR, replaced by Cam Akers. Commanders QB Jayden Daniels (knee) is out, making it the Marcus Mariota show. Key players like Zach Charbonnet, Tucker Kraft, and half the Bears defense are also banged up.
The Game Script: Our look ahead at the key Week 3 matchups:
Falcons at Panthers (+5.5): A get-right game for Atlanta's defense against a terrible Panthers O.
Packers at Browns (+8): The Packers' tough defense vs. a statuesque Joe Flacco. Temper expectations for Josh Jacobs.
Bengals at Vikings (-3): The Jake Browning revenge game! "They never should've f****** cut me!"
Cowboys at Bears (+1): A revenge game for Cowboys DC Matt Eberflus returning to Chicago. A big spot for Dak and CeeDee.
SNF: Chiefs at Giants (+6): Someone's 0-2 streak has to end. Could be a massacre.
The Depth Chart: Our organized run-through of sneaky starts:
QB: Mac Jones (vs. ARI's 26th-ranked pass D), Caleb Williams (vs. DAL's shaky secondary)
WR: Hunter Renfrow (CAR - somehow relevant again), Matthew Golden (GB - leading the NFL in ASS... Average Separation Score), Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG - PPR machine)
RB: Rhamondre Stevenson (vs. PIT's generous run D), Jordan Mason (MIN - lead back with Jones out), Kenneth Walker III (vs. NO - no Charb, all volume)
TE: Juwan Johnson (NO - leads all TEs in targets, faces SEA's TE-friendly defense)
DEF/K: Stream the Colts (vs. TEN), Falcons (vs. CAR), or Jaguars (vs. HOU). For kickers, target Spencer Shrader, Joey Slye, or Will Reichard.
Lock It In: Our strongest picks for Week 3 are Kenneth Walker III, Caleb Williams, Rhamondre Stevenson, Romeo Doubs, Juwan Johnson, and the Colts D/ST.
Tune in for the full breakdown to help you navigate the injury-pocalypse. Get your waivers ready, and as always, like and subscribe! And just like Aaron Jones's hamstring, we are DONE!
The Vibe: Milton is riding high after a 4-2 week, fueled by a team built entirely of waiver wire mercenaries. It’s a beautiful chaos that’s working.
Weekend Blitz: A wild, record-setting week of football is in the books!
Giants vs. Cowboys (40-37): Absolute Cinema. A bonkers finish saw Russell Wilson (450 yds, 3 TDs) and Malik Nabers connect for a late TD, only for Brandon Aubrey to win it with a record-tying 64-yard FG as time expired.
Bills vs. Jets (30-10): Josh Allen (broken nose and all) did Josh Allen things. Justin Fields came crashing back to earth and is now in concussion protocol.
Patriots vs. Dolphins (33-27): Drake Maye looked fantastic, while Tua repeatedly overthrew a wide-open, visibly furious Tyreek Hill. The Antonio Brown quit watch is officially on.
Eagles vs. Chiefs (20-17): The Eagles won, and Jalen Hurts told a complaining Chris Jones to "shut your ass up." The Tush Push is beautiful football.
Lions vs. Bears (52-21): Ben Johnson ran up the score on his old team. The Bears are bad, but Rome Odunze is legit.
MNF Mess: The Bucs won on a last-second drive by Baker Mayfield, while the Chargers defense put the Raiders to bed early.
The News: The injury carousel spins on. Joe Burrow is on IR and needs turf toe surgery, out for at least 3 months. Justin Fields is in concussion protocol. Vikings QB JJ McCarthy is likely out with an ankle injury, making it the Carson Wentz show. Key defensive pieces like Bears CB Jaylon Johnson (groin, out for season) and Bucs DT Calijah Kancey (pectoral, out for season) are also done.
Off The Waivers: Your guide to the top pickups to save your season:
WR: Wan’Dale Robinson (NYG - target hog), Cedric Tillman (CLE - consistent targets), Troy Franklin (DEN - deep league stash)
RB: Quinshon Judkins (CLE - volume is here), Bhayshul Tuten (JAX - involved in Coen's offense), Trey Benson (ARI - passing-down role)
TE: Zach Ertz (WSH - tied with Terry in targets), Juwan Johnson (NO - TE3 so far), Harold Fannin(CLE - TE6 so far)
QB: Daniel Jones (NYG - must-roster in 2QB leagues after back-to-back 22+ point games)
First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Dolphins at Bills (-12.5). With a banged-up Dolphins defense ranked 28th facing a Bills offense averaging 500 yards a game, this has the makings of a total demolition derby. Tune in to see if Mike McDaniel's seat gets even hotter.
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The Vibe: The week starts on a somber note after a scary false alarm about Jayden Reed's injury reminds us how serious this game can be. Milton and Vivian are here to guide you through the gloom and get you ready for Week 2.
TNF Recap: The Packers beat the Commanders 27-18, extending their home win streak in the series. The Green Bay defense looks legit, making two playoff teams look incompetent. Jayden Danielssalvaged his day with garbage time, while Terry McLaurin continued the trend of WRs struggling after signing a mega-deal.
The News: The injury bug is biting hard. Austin Ekeler is done for the year with a torn Achilles. Jayden Reed (broken collarbone) is out 6-8 weeks. Brock Purdy (turf toe) is out 2-5 weeks, making Mac Jonesthe 49ers' starter. Key players like Dallas Goedert (knee) and Jaylen Waddle (shoulder) are also banged up.
The Game Script: Our look ahead at the key Week 2 matchups:
Bills at Jets (+6.5): A sneaky trap game? The Jets have beaten the Bills in 2 of their last 3 outings. We're riding with Justin Fields.
Eagles at Chiefs (-1.5): A major grudge match after last year's post-game taunts. AJ Brown is fired up after a quiet Week 1.
Falcons at Vikings SNF: The ultimate Kirk Cousins revenge game that won't happen. Instead, all eyes are on JJ McCarthy.
Revenge Games: Watch for DK Metcalf against his old team in Seattle and Ben Johnson calling plays against his former Lions squad.
The Depth Chart: Our organized run-through of sneaky starts and key situations:
QB: Justin Herbert (vs. LV), Aaron Rodgers (vs. SEA), JJ McCarthy (vs. ATL)
WR: Ja'Marr Chase & Tee Higgins (vs. JAX), Keenan Allen (vs. LV), Cedric Tillman (vs. BAL)
RB: James Conner (vs. CAR's terrible run D), Tony Pollard (vs. LAR's soft run D)
TE: Harold Fannin (vs. BAL), Tyler Warren (vs. DEN), Brenton Strange (vs. CIN)
DEF/K: Stream the Cowboys (vs. NYG), Cardinals (vs. CAR), or 49ers (vs. NO). For kickers, target Cam Little, Will Lutz, or Will Reichard.
Tune in for the full breakdown to help you navigate the injuries and find those crucial Week 2 wins
The Vibe: Milton is riding the high of a wild Week 1, going 4-1 in his leagues with a nail-biting win sealed by a walk-off Matt Prater field goal. It’s good to be back in the swing of NFL Sundays.
Weekend Blitz: A rapid-fire recap of all the action:
Chiefs Lose in Brazil: Justin Herbert and Quentin Johnston looked sharp, while the Chiefs appeared jet-lagged.
Dolphins Flop: A miserable 8-33 loss to the Colts. Achane was the only bright spot.
Jets Win a Shootout: Justin Fields delivered a massive 29-point fantasy day in a surprising offensive explosion.
Bengals Sneak By: A win thanks to two missed Browns kicks. Ja'Marr Chase was a dud with 3.6 points.
Ravens vs. Bills, Game of the Week: Josh Allen (39 FP) led a historic 15-point comeback, capped by emergency kicker Matt Prater's game-winning FG.
Vikings Stun Bears on MNF: JJ McCarthy had a debut for the ages, leading a 4th-quarter comeback for the win.
The News: Kicker chaos! The 49ers waived Jake Moody after his costly misses. Key injuries: Xavier Worthy (shoulder) is week-to-week, George Kittle (hamstring) is on IR, and Brock Purdy (toe) is uncertain for Week 2. In a trade, the Eagles acquired RB Tank Bigsby from the Jaguars.
Off The Waivers: Your guide to the top pickups from Week 1:
WR: Quentin Johnston (LAC), Keenan Allen (LAC), Keon Coleman (BUF)
RB: Javonte Williams (DEN), Travis Etienne Jr. (JAX)
QB: Justin Fields (NYJ), Daniel Jones (NYG), JJ McCarthy (MIN)
TE: Juwan Johnson (NO), Harold Fannin (CLE)
First Read: A look ahead to Thursday Night Football: Commanders at Packers (-3.5). Can Jordan Love continue his hot start against a tough Commanders secondary? Will Washington's run-heavy approach work against Green Bay's stout front? We break down the key matchup.
Tune in for the full recap and get ahead of the waiver wire for Week 2! And as always, tell your friends we're not like those other football bros
The Vibe: Welcome to the regular season! Milton kicks things off by pondering the phrase "the whole nine yards" and decides this podcast will get you 90% of the way there—you just need to provide the final "tush push" to win your week.
TNF Recap: The Eagles narrowly beat the Cowboys 24-20 in a chaotic, fight-filled opener. Key takeaways: Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley delivered as expected, but the Eagles' scheme left AJ Brown and Devonta Smith as non-factors, raising big questions. For Dallas, Javonte Williams vultured two TDs, but the offense looked out of sync.
The News: A bombshell as Amari Cooper informs the Raiders of his intent to retire. Key injury updates: Christian McCaffrey (calf) is limited but not alarming, Tyreek Hill and De'Von Achane are on track to play, and Malik Nabers will be fine for Week 1. In a surprise move, Omarion Hampton will start over Najee Harris for the Chargers.
The Game Script: We break down the key matchups and how we see them playing out. Highlights include:
Chiefs vs. Chargers: Fade the Chiefs' receivers in what should be a defensive battle.
Jets vs. Steelers: Expect the Jets to "run, run, and run some more" with Breece Hall and Justin Fields.
Giants vs. Commanders: A dream spot for Terry McLaurin and Deebo Samuel against a weak Giants secondary.
The Depth Chart: Our organized run-through of sneaky starts and key situations:
QB: Justin Fields has massive rushing upside against the Steelers.
WR: Jakobi Meyers gets a boost with Patriots' star CB Christian Gonzalez out.
RB: James Conner is a locked-in workload RB against a soft Saints run D.
TE: Tyler Warren could be a popular dump-off target for the Colts.
DEF/K: Stream the Broncos (vs. Titans rookie QB), Commanders (vs. weak Giants OL), or Cardinals(vs. Spencer Rattler).
Lock It In: Our strongest picks for Week 1.
Milton: Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase, Chase Brown, Brock Bowers, Cardinals D/ST.
Vivian: Justin Fields, Jakobi Meyers, Tyrone Tracy Jr., David Njoku, Broncos D/ST.
Tune in for the full breakdown to help you set your winning lineup
The Vibe: Milton is in the trenches, battling through the "pure hell" of being a commissioner during peak draft season. A plea to all league members: be kind, responsive, and cooperative. Don't be a diva!
The News: Injury updates are flying as Week 1 approaches! De'Von Achane and Tyreek Hill are practicing, AJ Brown says "hell yeah" he's playing, and Najee Harris is cleared for contact. In Cleveland, Quinshon Judkins could be back with the team soon. In a shocking twist, the Panthersplaced hyped WR Jalen Coker on IR and signed Hunter Renfrow, derailing a two-day hype train.
The Draft Board: Last Call: Final pre-season thoughts on key positions:
QBs: Beyond the top tier, Drake Maye and a healthy Jordan Love offer intriguing upside.
TEs: David Njoku is a strong late-round target, especially with his bromance and target share with Joe Flacco.
DSTs: Looking for a streamer? Arizona has a juicy early schedule, while Buffalo is a set-and-forget option after a tough Week 1.
First Read: Our way-too-early look at Thursday Night Football: Cowboys at Eagles (-7.5). We break down why the Eagles' dominant run game should exploit the Cowboys' weak rush defense, how George Pickens changes the Dallas offense, and why Milton is secretly betting on backup QB Joe Milton to "Make Fantasy Football Great Again" by mid-season.
Tune in for all the last-minute info you need to set your Week 1 lineups
The Vibe: Happy Draft Day Weekend! Milton is soaking up the Bay Area sun and officially declaring this holiday a time to ditch all responsibilities—kids, work, everything—for the true national pastime: Fantasy Football drafts.
The News: A blockbuster trade headlines a wild week! The Dallas Cowboys shockingly trade Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers. In other major moves, the Panthers send Adam Thielen back to the Vikings, clearing the way for Jalen Coker in Carolina. Significant injuries are piling up: Jayden Reed(foot) plans to play through a fracture, Chris Godwin will miss at least a month, and Rashee Rice is officially suspended for 6 games, boosting Hollywood Brown's value.
The Draft Board: This or That: It's decision time! We break down the toughest head-to-head picks as you're on the clock.
WR Battles: Marvin Harrison Jr. vs. Tyreek Hill (4th Round) - Who has the better bounce-back season? Davante Adams vs. DK Metcalf (5th Round) - Does age or QB play concern you more?
RB Dilemmas: De'Von Achane vs. Jonathan Taylor (2nd Round) - Do you bet on explosive upside or proven, heavy-volume workhorse status? Tony Pollard vs. David Montgomery (5th/6th Round) - Which RB2 has the clearer path to RB1 production?
Tune in to get the final arguments you need to make the right call on draft day
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The News: The quarterback carousel is spinning wildly! The Vikings swap Sam Howell for Carson Wentz, the Browns send Kenny Pickett to the Raiders, and the Giants waive Tommy DeVito. In receiver news, Terry McLaurin gets a massive $96M extension from the Commanders, and the Raiders see drama as Jakobi Meyers requests a trade, only for the team to bring Amari Cooper back into the fold hours later.
The Draft Board: Heating Up: We're breaking down the players climbing the ranks as draft season hits its peak.
WR Debates: Who should you take: Brian Thomas Jr., Drake London, CeeDee Lamb, or Nico Collins? We break down the ceilings and floors of these top wideouts. Plus, a hot take on why Jameson Williams might be a better bet than Jaylen Waddle.
RB Battles: Jahmyr Gibbs vs. Saquon Barkley—who has the better year? We also look at backfields heating up, like in Seattle where Ken Walker III and Zach Charbonnet might be headed for a full-blown timeshare, and in Denver where J.K. Dobbins is suddenly the clear lead back.
Tune in, get prepped, and win your draft!
The News: A whirlwind of NFL trades shakes up the league! The Commanders trade Brian Robinson Jr. to the 49ers, the Chiefs send Skyy Moore to San Francisco, and the Eagles acquire John Metchie III. Plus, the latest on the Rashee Rice legal situation and QB battles, with Daniel Jones named starter in Indy and Joe Flacco getting the nod in Cleveland.
The Draft Board: Meet The Rookies: A deep dive into the new fantasy-relevant talent:
Top WRs: Travis Hunter (JAX), Tetairoa McMillan (CAR), and Emeka Egbuka (TB) headline a stacked class.
Top RBs: Ashton Jeanty (LV) and Omarion Hampton (LAC) lead the backfield revolution.
Sleepers & Speculation: We break down who could break out, from Luther Burden III (CHI) to Jack Bech (LV).
Tune in every Tuesday and Friday for your essential fantasy football fix throughout the season