My name is Jarred White and if I were ever in a horror movie, you bet I'd be the first one to go. Despite this sad fact, my love of the genre motivated me to discuss some of my old favorites and explore films that I have yet to have the pleasure of enjoying. So join me won't you? Let us boldly wander through this often overlooked and tragically underappreciated genre together. If you come with me, you won't have to worry about your safety because the white guy always dies first.
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My name is Jarred White and if I were ever in a horror movie, you bet I'd be the first one to go. Despite this sad fact, my love of the genre motivated me to discuss some of my old favorites and explore films that I have yet to have the pleasure of enjoying. So join me won't you? Let us boldly wander through this often overlooked and tragically underappreciated genre together. If you come with me, you won't have to worry about your safety because the white guy always dies first.
Episode 5 - The Last of Us: Left Behind (2014) - Not Scary, Just Kinda Sad.
The White Guy Dies First
25 minutes
4 years ago
Episode 5 - The Last of Us: Left Behind (2014) - Not Scary, Just Kinda Sad.
Surprise! I couldn't stay away from this trainwreck of a narrative and had to go in for another exploration into the trash heap. Will this be a shining gem among a sea of turds or just another nasty chunk? Let's find out in this special extra episode.
The music used for the intro is "Super Mario RPG ReMix by Nutritious Weapons of Mass Production [Weapons Factory]" and the outro is "Super Mario RPG ReMix by DaMonz Floor Is Lava [Barrel Volcano]."
The White Guy Dies First
My name is Jarred White and if I were ever in a horror movie, you bet I'd be the first one to go. Despite this sad fact, my love of the genre motivated me to discuss some of my old favorites and explore films that I have yet to have the pleasure of enjoying. So join me won't you? Let us boldly wander through this often overlooked and tragically underappreciated genre together. If you come with me, you won't have to worry about your safety because the white guy always dies first.
