Original release date: 1/7/14

Original Episode Notes:

Has your van ever broken down in a location so remote that you have to live in a junkyard for three days, almost succumbing to local traditions and never leaving, nearly marrying the one girl in the junkyard - the junkyard princess, if you will - endearing yourself to the local youth, who look up to you like a Rock God descended from heaven?

Have you ever had to search for a vet on tour because your dog's anal glands needed squeezing?

Have you ever convinced a friend to put on chainmail so your questionably sane friend from high school could stab him?

Yeah, me neither.

Seattle's Gladiators Eat Fire have done all this and more.