Episode 50: Dark Coastal Roads & The Man In My Room

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The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt

Carol Murphy

53 episodes

1 month ago

REFERENCES I howl like the wolf not because I have been on the deadly nightshade or any other fleur du mal but because this is the last episode, for the time being, lets call it an hiatus, of this fictional comedy horror SCI FI podcast, where, every Tuesday, I read two letters from our horrifically challenged and off their rocker listeners, then ridicule their problems at their expense and for everyone else’s pleasure, hi. I will be going through some of the best of the demented letters from the last year and some of my equally limbo infested responses. Welcome to episode 52, This is Not The End, My P’Ugly Fiend. And this is going to be the longest episode of the year! So ENJOY…..folks and folkettes…. REFERENCES CAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/ THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.uk GHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.com THE RANTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranters THE DIGGERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diggers THE QUAKERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers PIERROT LE FOU - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierrot_le_Fou MARLON BRANDO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_Brando THE WILD ONE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wild_One QUAKER OATS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaker_Oats_Company BELUGA CAVIAR - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beluga_caviar PIERCE BROSNAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierce_Brosnan THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andromeda_Strain_(film) DRACULA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula WHITBY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitby CRONENBERG - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cronenberg THE OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT - https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43188/the-owl-and-the-pussy-cat MYXOMATOSIS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis MAC THE KNIFE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_the_Knife BORN TO BE WILD - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_to_Be_Wild THE SECRET LIFE OF ORANGUTANS - https://silverbackfilms.tv/shows/secret-lives-of-orangutans/ THE MUPPETS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppets CHARLIE BROWN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown KENNY EVERETT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Everett ROD STEWART - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Stewart MING THE MERCILESS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming_the_Merciless AMY WHITEHOUSE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse MAX VON SYDOW - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_von_Sydow FLASH GORDON - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_Gordon INGMAR BERGMAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingmar_Bergman WINTER LIGHT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Light DICK DASTARDLY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Dastardly PENELOPE PITSOP - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penelope_Pitstop WOODY ALLEN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen HANNAH AND HER SISTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_and_Her_Sisters MIKE HODGES - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hodges GET CARTER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Carter BARBARELLA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarella_(film) JACK DRAPER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Draper

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Episode 50: Dark Coastal Roads & The Man In My Room

The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt

9 minutes 3 seconds

2 months ago

Episode 50: Dark Coastal Roads & The Man In My Room

I howl like the wolf because some people think that I’m making all this shit up. Do I explain myself, or do I just let it go, secure in my own sense of self? Yeah right? Don’t you mean my Non sense of self as the living dead. It still gets to me. For all they care I’m sitting in a bedsit in The Shaft, or in a mansion in the outer Hebrides, turning to lies and untruths (why repeat yourself) to gain an iota of attention, and I admit it, I’m getting triggered. I feel that push, that want for validation, so that they understand and respect the real or the unreal or even the undead me. But why? Let it all go. Its gone anyway. Yeah yeah, you were dropped on your head as a child and now you are a fantasist with a complete lack of an audience. They are so proud of themselves but have they ever reached the end of the yellow brick road, somewhere over the rainbow? Eh? Have they pulled the curtain back on The Wizard of Oz and low a behold he is a lizard after all. Or a pathetic middle aged man pretending to be a lizard. Out even not a lizard. They lack the courage to walk the line that far in the game. I have walked that far, I know the end, and there is nothing else for it but to create new games. Yes yes….No one believes me when I say that I ate the colonisers back in the day in mid 19th Century Famine Stricken Ireland, for the sake of the starving, giving them all the spoils of my personal war, gold and diamonds and shit, thinking I was saving the world only to destroy myself and end up here in limbo….and when I say no one I mean everyone on the planet, except, and here is my strange salvation, except for all my fellow horror and sci fi low lifers who send me their letters of woe, or just because they need to rant to someone, and when I say me, I mean The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, and that is where you have landed, the podcast of the century…not the 21st, but the 19th….arguably the worst century in Irish history, and that is really saying something. Welcome to Episode 50: Dark Coastal Roads & The Man in My Room. REFERENCES CAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/ THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.uk GHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.com HUMANOID STAKKER - https://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/nov/11/stakker-humanoid-25th-anniversary-acid-house WORLD HUMANOID ROBOT GAMES - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cvg3mv3rz60o THE RANTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranters

The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt