Episode 47: Can’t Forget Fear & Chainsaw Necklace

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The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt

Carol Murphy

53 episodes

1 month ago

REFERENCES I howl like the wolf not because I have been on the deadly nightshade or any other fleur du mal but because this is the last episode, for the time being, lets call it an hiatus, of this fictional comedy horror SCI FI podcast, where, every Tuesday, I read two letters from our horrifically challenged and off their rocker listeners, then ridicule their problems at their expense and for everyone else’s pleasure, hi. I will be going through some of the best of the demented letters from the last year and some of my equally limbo infested responses. Welcome to episode 52, This is Not The End, My P’Ugly Fiend. And this is going to be the longest episode of the year! So ENJOY…..folks and folkettes…. REFERENCES CAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/ THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.uk GHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.com THE RANTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranters THE DIGGERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diggers THE QUAKERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers PIERROT LE FOU - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierrot_le_Fou MARLON BRANDO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_Brando THE WILD ONE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wild_One QUAKER OATS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaker_Oats_Company BELUGA CAVIAR - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beluga_caviar PIERCE BROSNAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierce_Brosnan THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andromeda_Strain_(film) DRACULA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula WHITBY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitby CRONENBERG - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cronenberg THE OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT - https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43188/the-owl-and-the-pussy-cat MYXOMATOSIS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis MAC THE KNIFE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_the_Knife BORN TO BE WILD - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_to_Be_Wild THE SECRET LIFE OF ORANGUTANS - https://silverbackfilms.tv/shows/secret-lives-of-orangutans/ THE MUPPETS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppets CHARLIE BROWN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown KENNY EVERETT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Everett ROD STEWART - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Stewart MING THE MERCILESS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming_the_Merciless AMY WHITEHOUSE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse MAX VON SYDOW - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_von_Sydow FLASH GORDON - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_Gordon INGMAR BERGMAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingmar_Bergman WINTER LIGHT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Light DICK DASTARDLY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Dastardly PENELOPE PITSOP - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penelope_Pitstop WOODY ALLEN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen HANNAH AND HER SISTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_and_Her_Sisters MIKE HODGES - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hodges GET CARTER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Carter BARBARELLA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarella_(film) JACK DRAPER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Draper

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Episode 47: Can’t Forget Fear & Chainsaw Necklace

The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt

8 minutes 1 second

3 months ago

Episode 47: Can’t Forget Fear & Chainsaw Necklace

I howl like the wolf because I have nothing else to do and I have to fill the void someway. And what happens when you have nothing to do. Here is what happens, you do nothing. Too much time on your hands and the banal day to day extends to, well tomorrow when reason runs out the door like a vampire who just discovered roller sakes and decides to go back in time to Glengormley in the 80’s to the roller disco that my sister used to frequent, wait a minute, that’s my imaginary sister, because I’m from the 19th Century, bitch. Yes indeed, I need to insult myself to get any action around here. Get the old juices flowing and ready for a fight, with myself, better than nothing. Otherwise its just me and my thoughts and I am trying really hard to completely ignore those. They are things. They are not me. They come and go. So lets get piggy or even joggy or even jiggy with the meat and gristle, but not Throbbing Gristle, obviously, because I likes the music, man. Yes 19th Century Ireland, arguably the worst in our dark history of colonisation and pain. But that is a perilous argument because the others weren’t much better. Is living in a ditch, pregnant, in the middle of winter, scorned and abandoned, poor, hungry, shamed, after having your language beaten out of you better than dying of hunger and watching your family die with you in the 19th Century? That’s s tough one. So Famine stricken 19th Century Ireland when I ate the colonisers thinking I was saving the starving when in fact I was losing my soul like a dumb bint. But hey, here I am in limbo, waiting to receive your horror and sci fi letters of woe, so that I can read out a few as The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt and we can all have a laugh, because, frankly, there is nothing else to do. So welcome to Episode 47: Can’t Forget Fear & Chainsaw Necklace.

The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt