Episode 37: Kill The Unconscious & Miracle Proof

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The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt

Carol Murphy

53 episodes

1 month ago

REFERENCES I howl like the wolf not because I have been on the deadly nightshade or any other fleur du mal but because this is the last episode, for the time being, lets call it an hiatus, of this fictional comedy horror SCI FI podcast, where, every Tuesday, I read two letters from our horrifically challenged and off their rocker listeners, then ridicule their problems at their expense and for everyone else’s pleasure, hi. I will be going through some of the best of the demented letters from the last year and some of my equally limbo infested responses. Welcome to episode 52, This is Not The End, My P’Ugly Fiend. And this is going to be the longest episode of the year! So ENJOY…..folks and folkettes…. REFERENCES CAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/ THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.uk GHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.com THE RANTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranters THE DIGGERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diggers THE QUAKERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers PIERROT LE FOU - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierrot_le_Fou MARLON BRANDO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_Brando THE WILD ONE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wild_One QUAKER OATS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaker_Oats_Company BELUGA CAVIAR - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beluga_caviar PIERCE BROSNAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierce_Brosnan THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andromeda_Strain_(film) DRACULA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula WHITBY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitby CRONENBERG - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cronenberg THE OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT - https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43188/the-owl-and-the-pussy-cat MYXOMATOSIS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis MAC THE KNIFE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_the_Knife BORN TO BE WILD - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_to_Be_Wild THE SECRET LIFE OF ORANGUTANS - https://silverbackfilms.tv/shows/secret-lives-of-orangutans/ THE MUPPETS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppets CHARLIE BROWN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown KENNY EVERETT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Everett ROD STEWART - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Stewart MING THE MERCILESS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming_the_Merciless AMY WHITEHOUSE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse MAX VON SYDOW - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_von_Sydow FLASH GORDON - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_Gordon INGMAR BERGMAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingmar_Bergman WINTER LIGHT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Light DICK DASTARDLY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Dastardly PENELOPE PITSOP - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penelope_Pitstop WOODY ALLEN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen HANNAH AND HER SISTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_and_Her_Sisters MIKE HODGES - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hodges GET CARTER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Carter BARBARELLA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarella_(film) JACK DRAPER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Draper

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Episode 37: Kill The Unconscious & Miracle Proof

The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt

11 minutes 4 seconds

5 months ago

Episode 37: Kill The Unconscious & Miracle Proof

I howl like the wolf because I am in PAIN hi, as in Bring The Pain a la Method Man, but without the WU. I can give or take on that front, any which way is good for me with the voice and the schtick of Mr Man. Yes indeedy, I don’t think I be worrying about anything if I be watching him walking down the street, in heaven, hell, earth or limbo. Ho to the hum to the diddle dum, pleasure is all about that one. But PAIN - as in David Goggins making pain his friend and never finishing winning the war from within, unshackling his mind, hi, but I be done with the running, pain is in the pit of the stomach, connecting to the mind, everything a plateau, nothing changing for days and then low and behold, looky here, lying at my feet, the scavenged, stabbed half eaten, all the good parts you dig, of a colonizer circa 1845 Famine stricken Ireland, and yet in the head region, never ending trauma, like running in and out of the traumatic event, always coming back to the self, WHY HI? Like Florence Pugh in Thunderbolts but not in Lady Macbeth as that beeeaattttcccchhh ain’t got nothing and has nothing to lose, and indeed, takes it all. A whirlwind of appetite. That be me. But never fed. So, I’ll wallow on that for a century or so and then, PING, am back to my old self, here for the taking and the giving, as your rabid avenging angel, your very own Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, speaking from her comedy horror podcast. And I am READY and willing to read the letters from my brood of listeners from across time and space who send me their tales of wretchedness, expecting me to salvage something from the detritus that they leave in the wake of their horrific nefarious deeds, to solve their emotional problems which have morphed into a Tsunami of rancid regret that will probably materialize into another hum dinger of a chronic act. So, BRING ON THE PAIN, YOU MO Fos, and I’ll see what I can salvage of the wreckage. Welcome to Episode 37: Kill The Unconscious & Miracle Proof.

The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt