Episode 35: Chronic Self-Doubt & I Am Who I Am.

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The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt

Carol Murphy

53 episodes

1 month ago

REFERENCES I howl like the wolf not because I have been on the deadly nightshade or any other fleur du mal but because this is the last episode, for the time being, lets call it an hiatus, of this fictional comedy horror SCI FI podcast, where, every Tuesday, I read two letters from our horrifically challenged and off their rocker listeners, then ridicule their problems at their expense and for everyone else’s pleasure, hi. I will be going through some of the best of the demented letters from the last year and some of my equally limbo infested responses. Welcome to episode 52, This is Not The End, My P’Ugly Fiend. And this is going to be the longest episode of the year! So ENJOY…..folks and folkettes…. REFERENCES CAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/ THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.uk GHOULS ON FILM - https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.com THE RANTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranters THE DIGGERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diggers THE QUAKERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers PIERROT LE FOU - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierrot_le_Fou MARLON BRANDO - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marlon_Brando THE WILD ONE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wild_One QUAKER OATS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quaker_Oats_Company BELUGA CAVIAR - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beluga_caviar PIERCE BROSNAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierce_Brosnan THE ANDROMEDA STRAIN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Andromeda_Strain_(film) DRACULA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracula WHITBY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitby CRONENBERG - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cronenberg THE OWL AND THE PUSSY CAT - https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/43188/the-owl-and-the-pussy-cat MYXOMATOSIS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis MAC THE KNIFE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mack_the_Knife BORN TO BE WILD - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_to_Be_Wild THE SECRET LIFE OF ORANGUTANS - https://silverbackfilms.tv/shows/secret-lives-of-orangutans/ THE MUPPETS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muppets CHARLIE BROWN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Brown KENNY EVERETT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Everett ROD STEWART - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_Stewart MING THE MERCILESS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming_the_Merciless AMY WHITEHOUSE - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse MAX VON SYDOW - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_von_Sydow FLASH GORDON - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_Gordon INGMAR BERGMAN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ingmar_Bergman WINTER LIGHT - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Light DICK DASTARDLY - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Dastardly PENELOPE PITSOP - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penelope_Pitstop WOODY ALLEN - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woody_Allen HANNAH AND HER SISTERS - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_and_Her_Sisters MIKE HODGES - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Hodges GET CARTER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Carter BARBARELLA - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbarella_(film) JACK DRAPER - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Draper

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Episode 35: Chronic Self-Doubt & I Am Who I Am.

The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt

11 minutes 53 seconds

6 months ago

Episode 35: Chronic Self-Doubt & I Am Who I Am.

I howl like the wolf because I sit on the fence. I’m nothing if not ambivalent but it hurts my butt cheeks so much that I can’t accurately throw a spanner into the status quo. I keep missing ad infinitum, and yet even the mistakes do the same job, i.e. turn me into a chronic self-sabotager. No matter where I go, which isn’t very far these days, seeing as I am in limbo, I upset someone’s apple cart. But what can one do? Be yourself, whatever that means, as in something like, do your thing and pay the price, because there’s always a cost. Alternatively, you could people-please for the rest of your life and give yourself cancer, or live in a void, devoid of human contact, out of fear and loathing and not in Las Vegas. Perhaps live in the wilds where you will get eaten by a coyote, because you forgot to work on your bushcraft. Either way you can’t win, but at least, if you have access to WIFI you can listen to my comedy horror podcast, your favourite friendly neighbourhood Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt, where I siphon off the choicest letters from my brood of listeners from across time and space who send me their tales of woe, expecting me to solve their emotional problems which have invariably become horror problems on a scale akin to Santa killing an elf and haunting Rudolf for an eternity. Most of the time the line has been crossed and there ain’t much I can do to help said listeners, apart from laughing at their expense, so listen at your peril. Welcome to Episode 35: Chronic Self-Doubt and I Am Who I Am.

The Vigilante Cannibal Nun as Agony Aunt