Josh and Gabby discuss the etiquette surrounding foreplay in a move theatre and also find time to tell you about all the new shows and movies they have been watching.
Oh man!
Did you know that if you pay 5 easy payments of $89.99 you can loan the TURBO SLEEVE (tm)! We just ask that before you return it to the Video Cult office you run it through the nearest car wash.
While you wait for the Turbo Sleeve (tm) to get squeaky clean, you can listen to this week's episode, Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century (1977).
Just mind the prehensile nipples and upsetting age-gaps-interspecies relationships.
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
Oh Hey!
I know! We're late, but better late than never. We got your movie and TV recap and all the silly lil stories Gabby and Josh talk about.
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
So tell me what you want!
What you really really want!
We got a spicy episode here, spicy and all over the place. We have Richard E Grant putting his whole acting pussy into become the most stressed manager out there. We got a plethora of cameos from all of the British icons. And finally! we have the best stationary dancing/singing performances that you can ask for.
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
Piper! Noooooooooo!
Cult Meeting! Nooooooo!
We have your bi-weekly TV and Movie updates with a big ol splash of White Lotus spoilers. Along with your host's ripping on their respective papa's fashion choices and their love for local dive bars.
So strap in for this week's meeting!
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
Hey Goop Troop!
We got another goopy movie for ya'll, this week we have the 1991 movie, Carnosaur!
We have megalomanic food scientists, hippies named after yeast infections, and a very special guest Rhys! So join our hosts Josh and Gabby and this week's guest on this Jurassic journey.
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
Welcome back, cultists!
We missed last week's cult meeting, but life stops for no one, not even our hosts. We talk about whippet-induced drownings, Sam Rockwell getting railed by LBHs, and your TV and movie updates.
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene-by-scene movie breakdowns and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
The Video Cult Crew flies guestless on this special episode about, quite possibly, the most bizarre and equally good independent film of all time. If you have children be warned this is immediately going to remind you that you don't love them and never will. If you don't have children, don't worry because you've come to the right place and will immediately want them after listening to this episode. It's awkward dinner, it's failure to grow up, it's Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care for the concerning cultist.
Did Josh know the title was a long walk when he typed it out? Yes. This Cult Meeting Josh and Gabby talk about cannibal podcasts, the new movies in their lives and briefly touch base with The Oscars. If you can't trust The Video Cult, who can you trust?
Dark greetings cultists!
We are going back to our roots with this Mexican exploitation flick, Alucarda (1977), where we drive deep into this bloody, goopy, and satanic lesbian romp.
We are back again with Zach, our postie with the mostie, joining us again to discuss tuna melts, Gabby's grotesque fascination with medieval torture methods, and which Mr Tumnas is most fuckable.
So join us in this dark procession,
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci-fi, and more. No B-movie is too weird, and no cult movie is too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
Josh and Gabby get you caught up on all the things they have been watching and par for the course discuss cucking. Look, it's a cult meeting, what more did you want, for us to read pornographic material aloud?
Welcome back, cultists!
We are back into the grind with an extra-long episode of the Video Cult. And oh boy, is it ever juicy. With this week's episode, we are joined by a friend of the podcast: Zach! The postie with the mostie. So sit back and listen to Josh, Gabby, and our guest rip into this Kevin Costner masturbatory vanity project, The Postman.
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Love, your friendly neighbourhood cuckold!
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
Happy Life Day Cultists. The secretly recorded episode from the past! Somehow Nathan returned. There are cucks on both sides. The Video Cult crew went ahead and recorded a Christmas in July in December special and its releasing now today for all of you. Is Mama cheating on Chewie? Is Chewie cheating on Han? Are droids even people? All these questions are answered to some drunken degree as Josh, Nathan and Gabby drink their way through the 1978 TV spectacular The Star Wars Holiday Special!
Ohhh Boy do we have a stinker for you folks!
In our defence, when we saw the title "Murdercycle" we expected a little more murder and cycles, but all we got was a lot of yapping and booooring action scenes.
But if you love our two hosts, Gabby and Josh, you'll take on this movie's burden for the cult's sake.
So strap in for Murdercyle (1999),
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
Hello Cultists,
Are you ready for the soothing sounds of Gabby's 2nd-grade reading-level capabilities, sentient veggies who praise our lord Jesus Christ, Robo-justice, and men down under!
Enjoy this extraordinary episode of the Cult Meeting!
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
It would be disingenuous the spend all of the word count making James Bond puns, this movie manages to stand on its own. It just steals the car chases, the drinking, the need for gambling, the sexual desire for strangers and George Lazenby. The Video Cult Crew tackles this James Bond ripoff with all the finesse a blunt instrument like Inspector Fang can muster. Get ready to blow it all sky high and remember that The Video Cult loves you, its your parents who are the liars.
Ohhh boy do we have a spooky one for you cultists!
You know what's scarier than humanity's downward spiral into the shitter? Fake accents...
With this year's creepy Halloween special, we unlock the evils that are incredibly unsexy-sex scenes, leaving the milk out, and a twist-ending straight out of a bodybuilder's wet dream.
Oh boy! Very scary and very culty,
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
Well, here we are cultists!
After many weeks of fighting our soon-to-be tech overlords, we are victorious! While Josh and Carey have a lovely outing around the Dingle while Gabby fights for her life (at the cost of her hairline) against sentient scooters. We got TV and Movie recaps, and the constant sniffles provided by your hosts.
Enjoy the fruit of our labours!
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The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!
All the usual Cult Meeting segments to get you up to speed on what media you should consume, along with a truly heinous tale of a Cat and his Hat. You don't have to join The Video Cult, we already signed you up. We're family now, just ask Vin Diesel.
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1 host, 2 host, Guest host, we boast?....that this episode is...good. Well here at The Video Cult we Aren't poets, but we do like to think we're funny. So come along and join the crew for yet another (3rd time) musical of cult proportions. Marvel at human deformities, gasp at the volume of sinks, and tap your toes to the tunes of a by gone era. If you've got ten happy fingers then we've got the musical for you. Your parents think its just a phase, but we know you've joined The Video Cult for life.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene movie breakdowns, and enthusiastic movie reviews. Leave the theatre behind and enter the Video Cult for cinema like you’ve never seen before!