Hello my Kings, Queens, and you Royals in between! Today, I talk about one of my favorite characters of all time: Joel Miller, specifically what makes him such a perfect comfort character and more importantly, what makes this man so Daddy.

Hello my Kings, Queens, and you Royals in between! This is (for now), the last SJM rant episode, where I, King Jordan, angrily dicuss everything I hated about the last two installments of Sarah J. Maas' Throne of Glass Series. This episode I will be talking about Tower of Dawn and Kingdom of Ash, saying goodbye to the god-awful series!

Today we're going to be talking about Sarah J. Maas' next two installments in the Throne of Glass franchise: Heir of Fire and Queen of Shadows. You know, I feel like at this point SJM exists solely to piss me the fuck off because she's really doing a wonderful job at it. Get ready for a long one today because these two books have me fired up.

TW: this episode has mentions of abuse and sexual assault

Today we’re going to be talking about something I’ve had pinned up inside for a while: Sarah J. Maas.. Just her as an author and the serious problems I have with her I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH HER OK. Look, if you enjoy SJM’s writing, you do you, but holy shit do I have some words on her and her problematic and honestly quite bland writing. We will be going over all the problematic shit from her first three books in the Throne of Glass series.

TW: This episode has mentions of abuse and sexual assault

Today, I'll be talking about TLOU Part 2, and why it deserves the hatred it go because Joel's death was dumb, the pacing was crappy, Abby was a horrible character, and the beginning ruined the end.

This is just a short introduction, so you can fully understand the topics that I'll be covering and what content you'll be getting with this podcast!