Hello lovers. One must completely debrief any issue that happened between people from a previous ep with seventeen other people (it's a rule), so it's just as well Victoria has returned so Nicole can explain everything while Terry and Kate debrief each other, and Krissy fills Dee Dee in while buying a Chanel coat. Natch.

Everything else is filler foreboding the party...and what a party it is. Sally is keen for everyone to get along, and Caroline is in the most amazing outfit that is testing the very physics of earthly fabric.

And so, the dinner...well, there is a peace between a pair, and just when we think that peace will be brokered in the other big conflict it all goes to shit and some of the cameras weren't on, and OMG IT IS A PERFECT HOUSEWIVES ENDING.

Bring on the firey The Real Housewives of Sydney season two reunion next week. I think someone is going to stab someone, and Joel Creasey could be in the middle of it.