Hello lovers.

Well...what a fucking letdown.

Nicole was AWOL, and so the major conflict of the end of the season (late-gate with Terry) fell into...not very much. Kate and Caroline clashed, as did Victoria but not for why you think, while Sally was very polite and didn't upset anyone (and barely spoke). Meanwhile, Krissy didn't really get to fire up at all.

Let's best not talk about Joel Creasey's performance as host, either.

WHAT THE HELL WERE WE WATCHING?!

Up until this ep it had been a fabulous second season for The Real Housewives of Sydney and we can't wait for news of a third in the works. All the ladies have been amazing and it has more than scratched the itch for both Nic & Molk. Thanks for joining us this season - we'll be back, don't you worry about that!

Huge thanks to the team at BINGE for connecting us with the Housewives!