Andrew Slaven, JJ Bull and Laura Brannan convene after the Premiership splits in half. Celtic and Rangers share the spoils in a lacklustre derby. But all the focus is on Glen Kamara after he is allegedly subjected to racist abuse against Sparta Prague in the Europa League. St Johnstone pip St Mirren to a top 6 finish in the final minutes of Saturday’s action, as we salute Callum Davidson’s fantastic first season in management. Kilmarnock win for the first time in 10 matches, inspired by Kyle Lafferty and Tommy Wright’s fashionable glasses. Meanwhile is Micky Mellon overdue some love for keeping Dundee United up? Steve Clarke’s Scotland squad causes some debate with Scotland having acquired a new striker in Che Adams.  Plus Killcam, Subbuteo keepers and knights in shining armour. RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Dumbarton and Forfar go viral (01m 00s) • PART 2: Celtic 1-1 Rangers + standing with Glen Kamara (03m 30s)  • PART 3: St Johnstone pip St Mirren to 6th place (16m 30s) • PART 4a: Kilmarnock 4-1 Motherwell (26m 00s) • PART 4b: Livingston 1-1 Hibs (33m 00s) • PART 4c: Dundee Utd 1-0 Aberdeen (36m 00s) • PART 5: Fantasy Football Scotland & the odds with Paddy Power (41m 00s) • PART 6: Analysing the Scotland squad (45m 00s)    SIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR £4 A MONTH: • theathletic.com/totally   GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram • find us on Facebook • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special   READ STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE: • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices