Comedian KP Burke And his dad LP join Shannon and Figs! They discuss LP's favorite drink, Figs still not having a ticket to Skankfest, grocery store theft, gambling addicts getting addicted to losing and more before diving into the stories including the time LP got arrested in college, falling on his face on a date at a roller rink, getting into a brawl that got the cops called, a truly haunting scary story and so much more! Air Date: 11/04/25 Support our sponsors https://bodybraincoffee.com use the code DING20 to get 20% off! https://yokratom.com/ - Home of the $60 Kilo *Send in your stories for Bad Dates, Bad Things, and Scary Things to...* thethingispodcast@gmail.com   The Thing Is...Podcast Merch available at https://gasdigitalmerch.com/collections/the-thing-is The Thing Is... Airs every Tuesday, at 5:30pm ET on the GaS Digital Network! The newest 20 episodes are always free, but if you want access to all the archives, watch live, chat live, access to the forums, and get the show five days before it comes out everywhere else - you can subscribe now at gasdigital.com and use the code TTI to get a one week free trial. Follow the show on social media!  KP Burke - Instagram: @kpburkesucks YouTube: @HereLiesKPBurke Shannon Lee -Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shannonlee6982/ Mike Figs -Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comicmikefigs/ YouTube: @comicmikefigs Subscribe On YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC87Akt2Sq_-YEd_YrNpbS2Q Shannon's Amazon Wishlist https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3Q05PR2JFBE6T?ref_=wl_share See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.