Kanguva—the kind of film that feels like a lost project from a director who just discovered Vikings, screaming, and family sentiment, then thought, “Why not use all of them for every scene?” The story is less a coherent narrative and more like a fever dream after playing Uncharted and GTA Vice City, while binge-watching Mad Max: Fury Road on a loop. The hero's journey? An endless cycle of melodrama and recycled tropes that somehow still manage to feel fresh… in all the wrong ways. The CGI looks like it was borrowed from 2003, and the dialogue? So over-the-top, it could be a parody of itself. I cant wait for Tamizh Padam 3.

Kanguva is the kind of movie you’d watch ironically at 3 AM with friends—only to regret every decision you made by sunrise.