Damo and Chris, back again... and this one’s got all the ingredients: a smooth-talking German, a hotel with vibes, and a girl called Molly who may or may not be trouble.

Helmut’s just closed a deal, feeling good, and clearly in the mood to make some very poor life choices. There’s a bar tab, a warning from the world’s least subtle hotel detective who should absolutely have his own spin off, and a swift descent into classic 'Tales' chaos.

we're on hand to navigate the shifty twists, dodgy accents, and important questions like: how does a dracula copulate?

The rest is therapy...Unexpectedness, mild peril, and probably a bit of nostalgia.