Hello, and welcome to "The Stupid Scammer Calls". My name is Wayne May, and I'll be introducing each call.
This series of calls is titled "Bright Salami's Brimstone Pasties".
I've always said that you should never go into a lad call with a concrete plan. Sometimes a lad can say something that will take you
on a completely different journey that ends up being way funnier than anything you had in mind.
Sometimes an idea can come to you during the call. Being flexible can give you some superbly surreal results.
Often I won't even read an email beyond the lad's character's name, and simply ask him to explain his email to me in more detail to start the call,
looking for something to jump on as he's talking.
Our original plan with Bright Salami was simply to make some bad puns on his name, but for
some odd reason, when he mentioned a loan, something clicked in my brain and the puns were forgotten.
As always, huge thanks to The Lovely Jill for being my partner in crime on this one.
If you enjoy this, feel free to check out more calls, read some of the stupid things scammers have said in their emails at
stupidscammers.com or help fight the scammers by getting the word out at scamsurvivors.com. In the meantime, enjoy the calls.
