Hello, and welcome to "The Stupid Scammer Calls".  My name is Wayne May, and I'll be introducing each call.  Thanks go to The Lovely Jill, who joins me for this one made during a night of lad calls on our 9th anniversary, which we've titled "Tell Me Your Name!".

During a lad calling session, one that hadn't answered when we first called him decided to call back.  The problems were that a. we didn't know his name, and b. our recording software wasn't running at the time.  To fix this I had to hang up, then call him back a few minutes later so we could record the call.  TLJ pretended to be my wife and claimed I'd asked her to call him back while I'd had to nip out but only given her the number.  That way she could get his name and we'd know what his format was.

I'd like to point out right at the start that we have no issues with a person's sexuality, but will use the fact that it's a huge issue where the scammer lives and is a trigger to get him out of his comfort zone to our advantage as you'll hear in this call.

In the second part, we also get to speak to his wife and persuade her to sing for us.

If you enjoy this, feel free to check out more calls, read some of the stupid things scammers have said in their emails at stupidscammers.com or help fight the scammers by getting the word out at scamsurvivors.com.  In the meantime, enjoy the calls.