This week on The Storyline: We break down a snoozy SmackDown, a half-awake Raw, and the same old part-timer parade — yep, Grandpa Goldberg rolled up in a car while Roman’s still on PTO. Meanwhile, the women’s Evolution is back but looking suspiciously thrown together (again).

We’re ranting about stale storylines, praising the queens holding the division down, side-eyeing Judgment Day’s title hoarding, and calling out WWE for disrespecting real talent while legends collect easy checks.

Predictions, hot takes, petty laughs — all that.
Pull up, press play, and argue with us later.