Eh yo whatsup. We hope you all are being good boys and girls.

Not like these rands working in Indian call centres scamming white people and going on corporate outings.

Listen to Zams relay how wild this world is and the online content creators that are helping bring them down.

Zams then elucidates how much he hates Lukaku and how his worst nightmares have come true since Man City won the treble.

Sit back and relax. You're about to have your mind blown.