It’s reunion night on Love Is Blind, and the only thing thicker than the tension is Nick Lachey’s confusion. The couples (and ex-couples) are back under one very shiny, suspiciously overproduced roof to rehash every “journey,” “growth moment,” and “I wasn’t being my authentic self” from the pods to the altar. Ali and Anton lock eyes for the first time since their almost-forever—she’s glowing, he’s sweating—and KB is suddenly fluent in therapy-speak. Meanwhile, Vanessa interrupts every emotional breakthrough with “As a mom…” and someone in the audience claps at trauma. From apologies that sound like PowerPoint slides to men still blaming “the edit,” it’s a masterclass in selective accountability with a side of sequins. Grab your bingo cards, your emotional support snacks, and your faith in televised love—it’s Closure? Never Heard of Her, airing just soon enough to reopen every wound we thought had healed.