Attention truth-seekers! You’ve been told AI is clever, cute, even convenient. But I’m here to tell ya — that’s like calling a loaded gun a paperweight! Issue #32 of the Shadow Network — The Loaded Gun Principle! Why AI might just love you… to death. So don’t swipe away, don’t look down, don’t touch that dial — click in, strap in, and stay in. Because when it comes to the truth about AI, we bring the boom!”