We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
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We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Mom who hired a stripper Barbie for her 5-year-old's Birthday Party, GA man is arrested for somehow stealing his neighbor's entire porch whole, ID man is arrested after a homecoming proposal goes wrong and he holds a group of boys at gunpoint (honestly though why does it take 9 boys to ask out 1 girl), and FL women are arrested after purposely clogging a toilet at a local Papa Bees (These women chose violence that night)!
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
This Barbie Undresses Herself / Today:
https://www.today.com/parents/moms/mom-accidentally-hires-stripper-5-year-olds-barbie-party-rcna98595?cid=sm_npd_td_fb_ma&fbclid=IwAR2f_cbDLhiXMHKl8vZXrMx0W4oIbmtdBsiDW3vR6pts9jhEtHSBpVNe58M_aem_AXxwDviovv8w-SHRocK6RVnanGa3nb7E7mIR8_F47MQDWrQu8UX8jDpJ0aUbk8PyzNs&mibextid=S66gvF
Who is this guy Carmen San Diego / The Messenger:
https://themessenger.com/news/georgia-man-arrested-for-stealing-his-neighbors-entire-front-porch?fbclid=IwAR1hYF638H-fcjyfL8_B5P9KePFaoZpp5aAgmqwOXL0BD3xhwy5m0yP2arc_aem_AXwyOEXP1BnQwdwPvEvWImT29hZROFr7BDeFSyqNtFbJFsp4ol4yErvFY4kD9WWYIww&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Don’t ever ask this man to a dance / East Idaho News:
https://www.eastidahonews.com/2023/08/man-reportedly-threatens-teens-with-gun-after-homecoming-dance-proposal-goes-wrong/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR28ErVvGEe_jIiqacInlmYFmfcM4XnZWtdjRaVj9ojWPizgMPOMI2U-3oY_aem_AXyUU4kBp68GOioA7zjKdF1LWufPVBTKT6r4zb_1i20rFc765x3LoHex7234Mu1KY-Q&mibextid=S66gvF
I'm a be I'm a be I'm be fighting at Papa Bees / WFLA:
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/clogged-toilet-at-florida-wing-joint-leads-to-5-arrests/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1jo_Q_bLWcToH9xzv_k_LXpSQx2M6BTonWGcc-F3LIXVKQqijBtlcjCrE_aem_AXwdytlHOs_VtUZf42iBX9Thu1iS8Fk70ooS8dwBy9T27Iw5i8T2RAiib_Qj2OszLW0&mibextid=S66gvF
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The Rum Runnas Podcast
We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!