We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
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We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some sort of scam and orchestrated the whole thing), MD woman is killed by a stolen forklift and the suspect is still at large (how fast was that forklift? Honestly we don't know, the only ones we've seen are slow as hell), Floridaboy is in trouble for shotgunning a twisted tea using a baby alligator (just glazing over the underage drinking in this article), and UK man is arrested for passionately banging a tree at a public park (honestly the phrasing makes it seem like love was involved and we don't agree with these hateful writers bad mouthing this tree fucker, don't mince words he's a tree fucker, but if he loves the tree let him fuck it. Next time just hump your own tree).
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
He was home the whole time / ABC:
https://abc7.com/houston-man-missing-rudy-farias-found-texas-news-for-eight-years/13461967/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR18GBg2VrJAmJsA0WNLR16tmpJKVzJo0nl31a5Hy1gl84uaJFlZvuC6zWc_aem_AQhzGTcke4szobRGG_z8QyXGU1h8-oCUtR37rTBndbJ09KRuSEJn4cv4B2SmB88E5Qo&mibextid=DcJ9fc
How fast was this forklift / CBS:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/forklift-stolen-woman-killed-hit-and-run-maryland/?fbclid=IwAR1OlCoeBwAJg_G3NovymxEoPTRc2DqxlYHJt-7ofpZs5BoTNAkJcrqAIYw_aem_AQiLdGQzTxAhxoNOcYLBru2MBWNEbQTwWWSWHEot6vQmp213udIFkx3portX_b8LZP0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lju7o4h7pwm6ad3nhy
The most Florida, Floridaboy / Orlando Weekly:
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/young-florida-man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-for-using-baby-gator-to-shotgun-a-twisted-tea-34520643?fbclid=IwAR1_XTnRXDgDSpye6Ac9ZBnQ4GecCUU-Cd7MVxF22fH28PIQzDeyMr7p8IE_aem_AQhql5YJM11a3xvWfbvG1uGQhEIeqZBzWOifqKBZv7fOvz7nSg9b-_-9_1j-r_XFB6g&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Don't Yuck His Yum / NY Post:
https://nypost.com/2023/06/15/man-busted-having-passionate-sex-with-tree-in-busy-uk-park/?fbclid=IwAR0tWSeV3hvDbCVab3Ha1LUfwXc4AlpLElOcEKBiBeGUzb7CU4Kz4rCwUTE_aem_AQgoUL_Egt8BESvtgNie3OkJDR4pTmG6o_TulRpyFlws-40wL_Bx5F5LuJa1aoZylng&mibextid=DcJ9fc
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The Rum Runnas Podcast
We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
