We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
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We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman that couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling out of the way on the road is informed that she's rolling with red and blue lights (she says she didn't know but maybe this was her plan all along), former pizzeria owner is in trouble after receiving a PPP loan and shuttering his pizzeria and buying an Alpaca farm (we also discovered a new hilarious mental image, picture an Alpaca wool wig...you're welcome), Jack in the Box employee shoots at a Family with a whole child in the back and another child on the way over a Curly Fry argument (I didn't know Jack in the Box curly fries were on that level), and lastly an Officiant for some reason that we couldn't figure out decided the best way to get everyone's attention at a wedding was to fire a gun well guess what it didn't go well and he shot a kid (we don't know if they finished the wedding because let's be honest weddings are expensive and it's not that kids day it's the couples and they shouldn't make it about the shot kid). Also, Kyle explains the reasoning why you should only ever cry in front of Strangers, that's a rule now make sure you follow it!
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Why’s everyone pulling over / KSL:
https://www.ksl.com/article/50725620/woman-unaware-of-red-and-blue-flashing-lights-on-her-car-didnt-realize-why-drivers-pulled-over?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1ix21p4clYXAu0Q9bvMvODIpEcUOmVg3Hh1UiyitRAE1yDCJCo3Jli-aA_aem_AQrZxNgzSYyv4lDkNIkqZLDTx4VaF3_Aj1_v7mW-tWaIrffRBWnt3SpjTGUPCbxeh5U&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
He’s not a qualified alpaca owner / KMOV:
https://www.kmov.com/2023/09/01/man-gets-2-year-prison-sentence-using-fraudulent-ppp-loan-buy-alpaca-farm/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0-PsrkLbbbMt1hjR1SEDgK4e6ArNSrQjnJUUuPyQWFr5yFcQEvTNoWbKM_aem_AQr744148yiq6udNKhuyrqoU8ESle94y06COXDDHCqzpYtQPYHdNj9fOSzBRLXgsPLM&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Jack in the Box Claps Back / WESH:
https://www.wesh.com/article/jack-in-the-box-shooting-curly-fries/45324865?fbclid=IwAR39_HnnaS_4YozePwjPlB5fOYwhvOgkoUxiBiFw1uW0SOvpaRy8-sIU6Rk_aem_AQqpKLuJKzL41Lo5epmSgiyPdARK9wP44c4wLqJv5v6h4Lm0jEiI7D1Opbk6NnvY9X0&mibextid=S66gvF
Dearly Beloved...BANG / KLKNTV:
https://www.klkntv.com/man-accidentally-shot-child-while-officiating-wedding-near-lincoln-deputy-says/?fbclid=IwAR2KAEV4WL0gBaliTXft_Sj0P50aV9Ig09Sz7BbLFdL5_vhF3l1hOCaMfCw_aem_AQqDxkHDuAJn0jVnqJ3zNMmN0iLxUsxljaoS1gjIiP3mQIy8ygpnAavgtYycMO9n8Pk&mibextid=S66gvF
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The Rum Runnas Podcast
We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
