We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
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We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canadian Farmers' contract disagreement ends with one owing the other $82,000 be careful who you send emojis too they hold up in court, CA Chinese Restaurant closes down after 7 people were rushed to the hospital after eating Meth filled soy sauce (weirdly never mentioned if people should be worried), San Diego elderly woman is scalped by a man in the park with a sword then orders help at a Starbucks drivethru (nothing good happens at parks at 1:30am), and a man is arrested after taking an Uber to sell 25lbs of Meth (and did you know you can make more selling Meth than selling Quarter Pounders).
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Emojis = Law / CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/07/business/farmer-contract-thumbs-up-emoji/index.html?fbclid=IwAR3q-qUs-yXRxDceln8lEYSr5GSJepqfjt4Mb6Cqtd2MX1xHPigKjHLAa3I_aem_AQnzz8nPLrPRtfPcjpd8harVzawQXKOcw7i8s76Bdr0lLZzKs-RLKvWY87ZVBFu-whg&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Meth.S.G / WSBTV:
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/japanese-steak-house-closes-weeks-after-meth-found-soy-sauce/4BAP2PI27VBRVMVBO3WQWRFRMA/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1EGqs4KQUz33l_AmLibqgzxJC2DNpW356KDS_mzbpXfOEyGipzpicFdrk_aem_AQn76YsMfqnTRP9VLjw_do0rC8YLL_Gh0y4WTCnTMZU3K1hBvhgSwGArnUdwoDuFAHg&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Made her a Convertible / FOX News:
https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/woman-scalped-with-sword-at-park/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2nkajFhVbDxJkXjtltFDlJymi0UxJUgkICpjuCYESiP8XVLs2vUHm1-QU_aem_AQnf-slL6XUB4A5NSqOKKmRDXNJh0VBMq3UWNq5rnFJ5f5MtaPPRO7lJ0vrx9k0Xz5g&mibextid=DcJ9fc
5 Star Drug Mule / WMUR:
https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-meth-federal-charges-71123/44510028?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1UAtzlmo-By2wylSbPl8o42AwhE3UNTPt5NyiKlpUneMk8MXj7Lct14CE_aem_AQnWxEQOD5gasoAtJWG2yCO-cWlb8TWG57TRJa08jzEQRzfJGJJEybuwk5bhGYWK8Vo&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
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The Rum Runnas Podcast
We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
