We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
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We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CO man steals a car and then brings it back to the scene of the crime only to be chased up a 320 ft crane for 12 hours, Chinese Zoo is questioned about having a Golden Retriever in the cage that was supposed to be for a lion (this is only made worse by the weird man in a bear suit debate that's also currently happening. Apparently Chinese zoos have zero chill and will just show off anything), The success of the Barbie movie is making Barbie themed coffins boom in popularity (which raises a lot of feelings about the commercialization of Death), NC man crashes into a mobile home with his truck and is shot twice (oh yeah he was naked this entire time), and lastly FL aquarium has 2 brother manatees that kept having sex with each other and it was so much that one of the brother's literally banged his brother to death!
We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Where was he gonna go / CBS:
https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/car-theft-suspect-julian-fernandez-12-hours-atop-radio-tower-avoid-thornton-police/?fbclid=IwAR3CTxCTQrKTwMxf24WzujSVZTp-EBTBgVuDxv9tJ1a3-nPf-vWodqCEhRI_aem_AdKOy3I0agQ7CYj56Xz7-c7G82Sr0QYPLcy1yeSwYvHV4En056S_BnNibXUZIuvTG4w&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lkyeaugcp3j30unnx3g
Is this lion / Express:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1798249/Chinese-zoo-fake-lion-golden-retriever?fbclid=IwAR3hvRo2QqPl_HYjqfLwYpXH6KwBqGk-gou-B8B2nfK5acGpzInfAepTKAA_aem_AdLVKu83D1azLLLvabwwudHILaxqgGKwLkDQ7_3O3Q6SKLPK0j-v50d60J_vptfNlwo&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye4uqvhy978solt95
Hi I’m Deceased Barbie / Express:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1798295/barbie-themed-coffins?fbclid=IwAR2nbRhh4eUqWmk8bRpdOO2yqt8o0Uv-Bqw23H7Hl2iT1PubDqeoNktXhFA_aem_AdJ01hdJWAf170bh335k8d-2bjCx2mLRD5-VvxzLTQxLerbq09ucSAtsKtMmDEzskfA&mibextid=S66gvF
Was he shot for the crash or the naked / WBTV:
https://www.wbtv.com/2023/07/31/naked-man-shot-twice-after-crashing-pickup-through-mobile-home/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3cwXZ2qF7Fepk77_FpdTF_i2KQ9HX1hstQivpNQgZLxfGK8E-aNSTXxw8_aem_AdLU4PfRTged8s17VMLDqEmEhh2BWwehndIUxZ91cyve3Si9O3eB7ebLa5Sq6290SBw&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye7yusinorp1qp7wn
WTF Manatees / NBC:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/manatee-dies-injuries-sexual-encounter-brother-florida-aquarium-rcna96713?fbclid=IwAR07uqsDpLFJPCRBWvobIZU3UokVTSiuYUGEOOWZO67q0rBV8n6a1aFbwkE_aem_AdKnE1QAs3fPPU8YbOHZhvEULUAVmTzw0MmadPUdwQ2h_uG41Mtl8LOHHtRTNa2cDFQ&mibextid=S66gvF
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The Rum Runnas Podcast
We Read The Clickbait So You Don't Have To!
The Comedy News Show that no one knew that they actually needed. Every week Jarred and Kyle jump into the weirdest and funniest news articles from all over the internet, giving their own brand of off the cuff humor while trying to decipher: news stories so poorly written that there's no way that a professional news syndication published it (we're looking at you Fox News), or crimes so dumb that it seems impossible a person chose to commit them, and of course stories so NSFW that you'll blush just listening to us explain it (and it happens a lot)!
We find out if there's actually more to a story than just a headline, we click on the links you're too nervous to click on, and we waste our time so you don't waste yours. So listen to us waste your time because in the end...it's funny!
