Matt and Vince recap their recent week-long trip to Austin, Texas—a high-energy adventure filled with stand-up comedy and unforgettable, sometimes chaotic, moments. The episode provides an in-depth look at Austin's renowned comedy scene and a few other classic Austin experiences. Key Takeaways: The Kill Tony Experience: The hosts detail their visit to Tony Hinchcliffe's Kill Tony show at The Mothership, highlighting the show's format, the dynamic nature of the "bucket pulls", and the incredible talent on display. Special guest appearances by Triple H and Carrot Top were a major highlight. A Series of Accidents and Chaos: The trip was eventful, starting with an Uber sideswipe on the way to a show (which still earned a five-star review) and ending with a car fire outside their hotel. They also had an unusual encounter where they were mugged for a photo by a group of street people. Austin Highlights: They caught the famous Bat Bridge experience, which was particularly special as it occurred during the Blood Moon. They also enjoyed the local food, singling out the Vulcan fried-cheese tacos from Diablo 1010 and the meal at Dead Rabbit. They also had a unique ride in a Waymo self-driving car. Comedy Scene Immersion: They visited multiple venues, including The Mothership, The Creek and the Cave, and Redband's Club. They caught sets from comedians like William Montgomery, Jordan Jensen, Duncan Trussell, and spent time with Joe DeRosa and Redband. Sober Travel: The hosts spent the entire week sober, a choice that Matt made in solidarity with Vince. They spent the time "chugging seltzer water as, like a, like beasts". Upcoming Plans: Matt details future plans, including trips to Los Angeles and Argentina, and an upcoming show with Aaron Brooks at Art Basel. Chapters: 0:00 Intro: Sideswiped in an Uber, a 5-Star Review, and Back/Toe Pain 1:04 Welcome to Robertson Stache Season 5 & Austin Trip Overview 1:35 Visiting Redband's Club, Kill Tony, and The Bat Bridge on the Blood Moon 2:18 The First Good Eats: Speakeasy Tacos at Diablo 1010 (The Vulcan) 3:02 Good Eating: The Dead Rabbit and the Rude Lady at the Door 3:45 Sunsets, Writing Jokes, and Candidly Capturing a Joke 4:37 Pool Time, Texas Heat, and European Nicotine Pouches (Zyn) 5:04 Landing at The Mothership: Kill Tony with Triple H and Carrot Top 5:36 The Chaos of the Bucket Pulls: The Drunk Bug Joke & AT&T Theme 6:26 The Phenomenal Music: Trumpet Fart Noises and Epic Guitar Sit-In by Sharky 7:00 Sponsor Break: WNC CBD 7:30 Hanging with William Montgomery (Giraffe Pendant) & Losing the Phone 7:52 Smoking with Joe DeRosa and Tony & Serendipity with Rosie 8:17 Mitzi's Cool Vibe and Redband's Business Advice 9:38 The Austin Comedy Club Tour: Creek in the Cave, Hole in the Wall 10:00 Jason Rowe's Set: Cringe, Shock, and Sweetheart Dude 11:00 The Waymo Self-Driving Car Experience 11:23 Texas BBQ at Pete Harry's: The $66 Rib Box 11:58 Austin Wasted & Getting Mugged/Threatened for a Photo 12:50 Car Fire Outside the Hotel after Charlie Kirk and a School Shooting 13:46 Lucas's Different Vibe: Creek in the Cave vs. Mothership Set 15:02 The Uber Accident Detailed: Why the 5-Star Review? 16:21 The Bryan Callen Incident: Cringe Comedy and The Notebook 17:10 Hostage Negotiation: Leaving $12 Waters & Supporting Local Comics 17:48 A-OK Grinders Shoutout and Smoking Heavy on the Trip 18:24 The Sober Trip: Drinking Seltzer and Freezing Inside 19:28 Billy's Spot: The Glass Smith Speakeasy with a Secret Door 20:25 Austin Eats: Still a Long List of Delicious Places to Try 21:05 Highlight: Joe DeRosa's Special "Never Promised You a Rose Garden" 22:06 Funny Kill Tony Moments: The Pirate Therapist Guy & Matt Riviera 23:05 Regulars and Talent: Rick Diaz, Hans Kim, Jordan Jensen, Duncan Trussell 24:00 The Mothership Space: Intimate Stages and Camera Magic 25:12 An Inspiring Trip & Matt's Empty First-Class Flight Home 26:10 Stash Two-Ye