In this shockingly short episode (less than an hour!) we grudgingly attempt to suss out what the fuck happened in Green Bay.

We open with a much needed return to the Serenity Prayer, followed by a sad, depressing, hapless and hopeless breakdown of the debacle that was the Roar's season opener.

The all-important o-line is a work in progress, to say the least. Sonic set a record by catching 10 passes for only 31 yards. Jared took what the Peckler's D gave him, which wasn't much. Hutch was double teamed and didn't do much. The offensive play calling felt bland and uninspired.

Good thing Week 1 doesn't mean anything, right? Right?

So fear not, fellow roaraholics. We got you. The Roar are at home next week against the Care Bears and their shiny new HC, Ben Johnson. We love BJ, but we hope after next Sunday he's seriously questioning his recent career choices.

Keep on Roaring!