We Got Mahom-ed

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The Roargasm: A Detroit Lions Podcast

The Roargasm!

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ROAR! The Roargasm! is a podcast about, you guessed it, The Detroit Lions! More specifically, this is a show about being a Detroit Lions die hard fan. Every week during the season, Dean Blandino, Impossible Lomas, and Uncle Brother discuss the state of Roar Nation and react to the latest game. We recite a new Lions prayer. We read from The Book of Jared. We perform musical tributes to the Honolulu Silver and Blue. We try not to suck massive donkey balls. And we generally go completely nuts. Join us, Lions Nation, as we roar ahead to victory!

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We Got Mahom-ed

The Roargasm: A Detroit Lions Podcast

47 minutes 56 seconds

3 weeks ago

We Got Mahom-ed

No roaring today, friends. For we have been laid low by a resurgent Queefs squad, whose demise was exaggerated.

Mahomes was Mahomes. Bro can play QB. Our fucked up secondary, featuring guys we have never seen before, had no chance.

The Roar offense got off to a strong start but then bogged down.

Sun God dropped a pass! I repeat, Sun God dropped a pass. We couldn't believe it. HE couldn't believe it! It was that kinda game.

Worst of all Lomastradamus's streak came to an end.

And so we resort to one of our favorite pasttimes: inserting the word "roar" into as many Simon and Roarfunkle (and solo Simon) songs as possible. We do this for a while and thoroughly enjoy it.

At least next week we're not going up against a top QB ... Oh, wait. Fuck. We're playing the Phukaneers and Baker Fuckfield, who's been on a hot streak.

Roar?